After months of reading posts about guys having to convince their loving wives that their truck needs a mod, I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to marry my truck! What woman (read: truck) doesn't love it when you buy things for her, bathe her, take her out to nice dinners, fill her with wine (read: gas)!!? Imbedded in the back of my head is Mike's old post titled, "gentlemen, please ask your wife!" When I marry my truck, I won't have to ask her if I can put a new bra on, won't get yelled at for taking it off either give her a face lift, a butt job, or buy her new shoes!
I folks have come up with the solution to all of our troubles! Marry your truck, marry her now!! You will never find another one quite like her! Ride her daily, if not more than once, treat her kindly, and keep her lubed (oil you perverts!) and you will never regret having such a beautiful wife! <tears in his eye>

Now, if I could only find a church with an aisle wide enough!!!

Neal and Betsy (truck) Coppola
Las Vegas, NV

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'94 F-150, 4.9 6cyl., K&N FIPK, Mangecor 8mm wires. Gibson 3" Side Swept, MSD Blaster Coil, superchip. Pioneer DEH-P835R Head Unit, Rockford Fosgate 200a1 pushing 2 RF 10" subs, components and another amp will go in when funds are allocated! Est. 200 hp 300ft/lb. Torque! Not bad for a straight 6!! New project: '82 Stang, 351 Windsor, now on jackstands....blew up the rear end, oops!

 

And you can put your truck on steroids and it wont mind {nos}!

 

She won't want to cuddle after you ride her hard either!

Congradulations...Uh what about the "shower?"
I suppose you'll need some "toys"

I guess a devorce would be less messy too!

 

Liked the post...now only if I could find the courage to tell the wife about the mods that I have done so far...and the ones that are going to be next. The Superchip is an easy one to get away with. I thought that I would get caught with the catback exhaust but she still hasn't said anything about the sound yet. God I feel guilty...

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99 F-150 Red Flareside Sport, K&N Filter, Black Nerf bars, catback exhaust,Superchip and whatever comes next...

 

Dear 94F-150,

Neal, you crack me up constantly!



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Mike Troyer
Performance Products, Inc.
National Distributor of Superchips
(540) 862-9515
Email: mtroyer@compuserve.com