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Originally posted by RockPick
I understand where you're coming from Boss... point well taken.
Torque... don't get so torqued... we're all messing around. There's a fine line between immaturity and having fun. All things that you read aren't necessarily meant to be taken as gospel. A sense of humor is a virtue.
RP
I understand where you're coming from Boss... point well taken.
Torque... don't get so torqued... we're all messing around. There's a fine line between immaturity and having fun. All things that you read aren't necessarily meant to be taken as gospel. A sense of humor is a virtue.
RP
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Not a problem in the least torque. 01 and I go way back on the boards here and, as you mentioned, we jab eachother any opportunity that we get. Just about any post that you see where we're both posting in the forum will contain a subtle low blow to get the other guy. It's all in good fun...
Feel free to join in but, of course if you do, you'll have to be on my team and aid me in kicking him in the shins occasionally.
RP
Feel free to join in but, of course if you do, you'll have to be on my team and aid me in kicking him in the shins occasionally.
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
of course if you do, you'll have to be on my team and aid me in kicking him in the shins occasionally.
RP
of course if you do, you'll have to be on my team and aid me in kicking him in the shins occasionally.
RP
MaxTorque02:
No problem my good friend. I can completely understand were your coming from. I will give you a little background on me, not to much otherwise it gives RockPick ammo…
You see I am a “buffer wuss”, there is a small club, but not well known. I fear even trying to use a buffer on my paint in that I most likely would end up damaging it in one way or the other.
Meguiars is a good product and I have used it before, but not with any type of buffer so my shine was not as good as it could have been. With Zaino you do not need to buff it, actually they say to buff Zaino would do nothing to enhance the shine. It does have an excellent shine to it with no buffer. I would say, in my opinion, it is equal to Meguiars or other products as good as Meguiars when those products have been done with a buffer. I will say that from my experience Zaino seems to last, or protect much longer then other products I have used, but then again I am not an expert on the subject nor have experience with lots of products like say Intel has.
Anyway all is good, and if you decide to partner up with RockPick I can understand, we all feel the need from time to time to help “Jerry’s kids”.
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
He used a key word there. Choose your partners wisely from this point.
RP
He used a key word there. Choose your partners wisely from this point.
RP
Anyway all is good, and if you decide to partner up with RockPick I can understand, we all feel the need from time to time to help “Jerry’s kids”.
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Shoveling? Please... I've already called in the reinforcements to ensure a victory...
**ANNOUNCING A NEW ALLIANCE**
Rockpick is proud to announce his alliance with Caterpillar (CAT)earth moving equipment located in Peoria, Illinois. This marks a historic event where industry leader CAT has teamed with an individual to ensure victory in a bullschitt moving contest against a formidable opponent.
CAT is proud to supply Rockpick with equipment tailored for 'soil' moving and a team of mechanics that will get the job done correctly. In return, Rockpick, along with his staff, have agreed to donate their time and labor to apply various coats of Meguiars Mirror Glaze products to the equipment to ensure a quality, professional, show-room like shine to each piece of equipment that CAT will supply.
In closing, CAT wishes to welcome Rockpick to its team and wish him continued success in the general 'BS' wars that proceed on a daily basis on f150online.
Source: www.caterpillar.com
-- Note From RP:
There you have it. I have officially teamed with the world authority on 'soil' mining, moving, and machinery. Lay down your weapons and come out with your hands up 01. It's an uphill battle from here.
RP
**ANNOUNCING A NEW ALLIANCE**
Rockpick is proud to announce his alliance with Caterpillar (CAT)earth moving equipment located in Peoria, Illinois. This marks a historic event where industry leader CAT has teamed with an individual to ensure victory in a bullschitt moving contest against a formidable opponent.
CAT is proud to supply Rockpick with equipment tailored for 'soil' moving and a team of mechanics that will get the job done correctly. In return, Rockpick, along with his staff, have agreed to donate their time and labor to apply various coats of Meguiars Mirror Glaze products to the equipment to ensure a quality, professional, show-room like shine to each piece of equipment that CAT will supply.
In closing, CAT wishes to welcome Rockpick to its team and wish him continued success in the general 'BS' wars that proceed on a daily basis on f150online.
Source: www.caterpillar.com
-- Note From RP:
There you have it. I have officially teamed with the world authority on 'soil' mining, moving, and machinery. Lay down your weapons and come out with your hands up 01. It's an uphill battle from here.
RP
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From: NH
ANNOUNCING THE “ULTIMATE” ALLIANCE
Ladies and Gentlemen:
After completing all the finishing details with members of the Armed Services in Washington today I am pleased to finally announce the following alliance that will not ONLY clean up the BS, but completely eliminate (or otherwise known in military circles “vaporize”) the BS.
I agree with my good friend RockPick that Caterpillar is a good and rugged earth moving equipment. It would do just fine at “moving” BS but it’s shortcoming is the fact it can not COMPLETELY eliminate or “VAPORIZE” the BS. It can neither remove the smell of BS, which tends to linger around even after hauling it to someone else’s backyard.
Though RockPick’s new alliance makes the claim to:
“get the job done correctly”
They fail to mention that it can never remove the BS correctly, they simple just move it around.
My new alliance does indeed complete the job completely, cleanly, and forever.
My friends, has 01 every steered you wrong in the past? Well not intentionally, so here it is, after hours, days, and months of long negotiations, through the wee hours of the night, through many expensive and high priced cuts of beef, paid for our course with tax dollars, the United States Military and I have teamed up with what we call:
Daisy’s 4 U
Yes, you may have heard about the new and improved Daisy Cutters, aka MOAB, or “Mother Of All Bombs”. These bad boys weight in at approx. 20,000 plus pounds of pure vaporizing explosives that even your mother would be proud of.
These Daisy Cutters will not remove any BS, rather they will VAPORIZE any and all BS within approx. 10 aches, not only will it VAPORIZE BS, but if there happen to be some smuck out on a Caterpillar in the process of moving the BS, he and his Caterpillar would be VAPORIZED as well…
When you have dropped one or more of these bad boys ALL the BS is gone for good, and the smell as well is gone, it tends to leave a nice smell behind, well you could say it smells like Daisy’s…
Now I ask, whom would you rather team up and cook hamburgers on the grill with? Do you really want to sit around and watch some guy on a Caterpillar just MOVING BS around while talking BS as well, or would you rather pull up a chair and watch the mother of all fireworks shows, watch the BS being VAPORIZED in front of your very eyes, and smelling the spring Daisy’s in the air.
Ladies and Gentlemen:
After completing all the finishing details with members of the Armed Services in Washington today I am pleased to finally announce the following alliance that will not ONLY clean up the BS, but completely eliminate (or otherwise known in military circles “vaporize”) the BS.
I agree with my good friend RockPick that Caterpillar is a good and rugged earth moving equipment. It would do just fine at “moving” BS but it’s shortcoming is the fact it can not COMPLETELY eliminate or “VAPORIZE” the BS. It can neither remove the smell of BS, which tends to linger around even after hauling it to someone else’s backyard.
Though RockPick’s new alliance makes the claim to:
“get the job done correctly”
They fail to mention that it can never remove the BS correctly, they simple just move it around.
My new alliance does indeed complete the job completely, cleanly, and forever.
My friends, has 01 every steered you wrong in the past? Well not intentionally, so here it is, after hours, days, and months of long negotiations, through the wee hours of the night, through many expensive and high priced cuts of beef, paid for our course with tax dollars, the United States Military and I have teamed up with what we call:
Daisy’s 4 U
Yes, you may have heard about the new and improved Daisy Cutters, aka MOAB, or “Mother Of All Bombs”. These bad boys weight in at approx. 20,000 plus pounds of pure vaporizing explosives that even your mother would be proud of.
These Daisy Cutters will not remove any BS, rather they will VAPORIZE any and all BS within approx. 10 aches, not only will it VAPORIZE BS, but if there happen to be some smuck out on a Caterpillar in the process of moving the BS, he and his Caterpillar would be VAPORIZED as well…
When you have dropped one or more of these bad boys ALL the BS is gone for good, and the smell as well is gone, it tends to leave a nice smell behind, well you could say it smells like Daisy’s…
Now I ask, whom would you rather team up and cook hamburgers on the grill with? Do you really want to sit around and watch some guy on a Caterpillar just MOVING BS around while talking BS as well, or would you rather pull up a chair and watch the mother of all fireworks shows, watch the BS being VAPORIZED in front of your very eyes, and smelling the spring Daisy’s in the air.
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
Lay down your weapons and come out with your hands up 01. It's an uphill battle from here.
RP
Lay down your weapons and come out with your hands up 01. It's an uphill battle from here.
RP
However, pull up a chair with me my friend, put down your WHITE flag, and lets enjoy a hamburger from the grill. See defeat isn’t so bad now is it?
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Running score:
Rockpick = 500
01XLTSport = 500
Both teams have alliances, battle plans, and logos at this point. What will break the deadlock?
Personally, I don't know which of you is actually gonna clear the BS in the end, but by my approximation (from reading the last couple posts anyway) it's gettin' really deep here!
Rockpick = 500
01XLTSport = 500
Both teams have alliances, battle plans, and logos at this point. What will break the deadlock?
Personally, I don't know which of you is actually gonna clear the BS in the end, but by my approximation (from reading the last couple posts anyway) it's gettin' really deep here!
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From: The Bluegrass State
Are you indicating that an all american company like caterpillar is located in the heart of the 'axis of evil'? I resent that implication and further challenge you to a dual at the town square at half past noon on Friday.
You shall drown in a pool of Meguiars #26...
MUHAHAHAHA!
As I know that you cannot read and comprehend the words that I'm typing, I thought I would explain this as graphically and as simplistically possibly can...
This is you:
This is me:
Any questions?
If so, I shall refer you to the following illustration. Again, it's a very simplistic 'smiley' representation of the situation. The subject on the left is me.... the subject on the right, you.
Feel free to email me with your appology and declaration of self-failure.
RP
You shall drown in a pool of Meguiars #26...
MUHAHAHAHA!
As I know that you cannot read and comprehend the words that I'm typing, I thought I would explain this as graphically and as simplistically possibly can...
This is you:
This is me:
Any questions?
If so, I shall refer you to the following illustration. Again, it's a very simplistic 'smiley' representation of the situation. The subject on the left is me.... the subject on the right, you.
Feel free to email me with your appology and declaration of self-failure.
RP