You could make sure he spins out by putting some oil on his tires

 

Chain his hitch or axle to a tree or light pole...

Or speaking of FIRE burn that "TOY"ota to the ground
After alll It's just a TOY

 

I was thinking the same

 

As the other poster said, you might not want to rule out nitrous if you're serious. Performance/value factor is huge. The torque will hit you like a ton of bricks. Of course it's somewhat of a calculated risk. But, CAI, chips, headers, exhaust, TB, etc. amount to a few hp at best. What's absurd about all these items is that you could easily dump $1000-1500 and barely notice the difference.

One other option would be a 4.56:1 ring & pinion. You might hold him off to the 60 ft. mark.

 

Just race him for the hell of it. Maybe you'll get lucky.

 

Dammit, if you have an Edge, just get some gas, set it to level III and select custom tune. Set shift for 4,4,3, WOT setting at 1.9, and floor it. I raced a guy up the street that had the Screw version of the Tundra, and kicked his @ss. He didn't know I was chipped though, and I thought my transmission was going to explode doing it. I won though...screw him.

 

That was probably a pre-07 Tundra, or it wasnt a 5.7L engine/6speed.

 

Forget the CAI. Get a tuner, and change just the rear gear now to 4.10s (4.56 if you have the 32 plus tires). You can do the front later.

 

^^^^^ I like these two ideas. If for some reason, you still lose, you didn't lose wasting $1,200.

 

tell him to get his gf to start the race, let him take off when she says "go", and steal his girl..

 

Banana in the tail pipe.

 

lol You sir have been smoking some serious crack and I would like some. The new Tundra will smoke either a 1500 or F-150....by a LOT.

Nothing sort of a Supercharger or NOS will beat these things with an F-150unless you have some SERIOUS bolt-ons and motor work.

 

its ok if you loose these trucks really are turds when they are stock, but i do know that you might have a chance with 456gears.