My *%*#(@ low-washer fluid sensor didn't do its job and I ran out w/o getting any beeps/buzzers or lights. Time to hit the dealer next week!!! 14,000+ miles and its falling apart...

 

you're retarded........

 

I say you sue Ford for mental anguish.

 

No, he's "special."

 

In your FANCY LARIAT......OMG

 

I think it's the loose nut behind the wheel falling apart.

 

Perhaps while I'm at the dealer I'll mention the ashtray & b-pillar rattles. I'll also question them about a phatom vibe, bad tires, throttle lag, cruise control module fires, hard seats, unbalanced driveshaft, axle slip/shudder, DSBs TSBs STDs and maybe even learn my ABCs..

 

You forgot to say "meow" and "spread hate" at the end of that paragraph.

 

The 'spread hate' was just to annoy... oh crap.. meow.. what's his name... he had 'spread love' or something silly like that, so I would place spread hate to mock his meow sig until it finally changed to something less fairie-like.

 

Dont forget to have the dealership check out the furnace under the hood, just in case theres a CO leak. That could be dangerous!

 

Quality is Job 1

 

Darn, I got a Job 2 vehicle.

 

You should of got a Lincoln, they have the" low-washer fluid sensor"

 

I believe it might be an ID 10 T error. just a thought.

 

you'll be lucky if you make it to the dealer. I hear 04-05 f150's are all catching on fire due to faulty cruise control circuits...