It started with side glances
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It started with side glances
and progressed steadily to stares everywhere I went. Now, it's about to go too far!
I had the preacher and a deacon fondling my F150 after church last sunday. They felt up her back end, (lifted the tailgate with an emphatic WOW!), admired the deep bed, ogled her front end, got a good side view, and started asking personal questions...
THEN, they wanted to try her out for themselves!!!
What shall I do? They are lusting after my baby!
I handed the keys over. I think the Pastor is gonna go in front of the board and ask for a substantial raise in a couple weeks.
C1
I had the preacher and a deacon fondling my F150 after church last sunday. They felt up her back end, (lifted the tailgate with an emphatic WOW!), admired the deep bed, ogled her front end, got a good side view, and started asking personal questions...
THEN, they wanted to try her out for themselves!!!
What shall I do? They are lusting after my baby!
I handed the keys over. I think the Pastor is gonna go in front of the board and ask for a substantial raise in a couple weeks.
C1