excuse me guys, would be there a lincoln plywood?

 

lincoln log

 

Recent marketing from Lincoln suggests that, in order to increase sales in younger upwardly-mobile buyers, the truck designers have created a vehicle with a top-of-the-line sound system, presumably to Wow neighbors and friends when throwing tailgate parties: tentatively named the Lincoln "Boom-Boxwood". A scale-version toy for the kiddies has been created in time for Christmas called the "Splinter".

 

Rumor has it the soft suspension causes the vehicle to float a bit at highway speeds. Maybe they should call it the "Driftwood"

 

For those of us that believe a truck isn't a truck unless it is a 4x4 or Lightning I think they should call it the Linclon Softwood for those pretty boys that want to buy them.

BTW the 300 hp Navigator eng was wicked dad traded his in on a Excursion and I took the Nav back. On the way back I tromped on it (in the summer) and smoked the tires from one stop light to the next... poor pitty the guy who gets that one we beat on it bad and off roaded it, all in all it held up well.

Jimmar

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2001.5 SuperCrew XLT 4X4
Silver Clearcoat Metallic
Deep Wedgewood Blue (accent)
5.4L V8
Chrome Tubular Step Bars (Ford)
Captains Chairs
Power Moonroof
3.55 LS
6750 GVWR
Class III Towing Pkg

Mods:
Harley Davidson Exhaust
'01 Lightning Head/Tail Lamps
Pioneer DEH-9200r
Boston Acoustic Components & 5X7s
Box Liner (Ford)
Splashguards (Ford)
Bug Defector Doubles as Rock and Sand/Salt Deflector in these snowy Canadian winters

To Come:
17" Rims/Tires
K&N Air Filter

 

Didn't I hear there's going to be a version for the female buyers? Called the Causingwood.

 

Yeah, maybe there will be a Sport package offered... Sportinwood

 

Ford and Lincoln would like to introduce the newest editon to the Navigtor family of SUV's......

The Poppin'Wood with the new Bob Dole Viagra Sport package. New features in the sport package include stiffer suspension and harder handeling. (but only for the first hour after filling the gas tank)

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bIGGINS
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2001 F-150XLT 4X4 Sport SuperCab
Styleside, Short Bed, Black on Black, 4R70, 5.4L, 3.55LS, 17in Rubber

 

I said Sportinwood already ,,,,98
I heard from a reliable source that the testing prototype was designated:Flogginwood

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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's,,too noisy
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Clear front corners
Grillcraft grill insert
Speedglo gauges w/carbon fiber overlay,might paint it black
Stillen Quad light air dam,Sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,and Soundstream P203e amplifier//Single 10" sub
Viper alarm
On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com

officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com

WOW,what a cool site!

FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!

 

What about the new 'older generation' package? I think it's called the WantingWood.

 

I heard that they're going to make a version similar to the SuperCrewzer and call it the Licoln Semi-wood. They're also planning on a regular cab version called the Shortwood, a limo version called the Longwood, and a golf cart version that they are going to call the 7wood. I've even heard a rumor that they're going to make one that's completely covered in rhinestones, with a bar inside it and call it the Hollywood.

This is the funnest message board that I have been to in a long time, I have almost cried at this it's so funny. "Griswold Family Truckster"? This is too great...


By the way, I like Dollywood! I'm like 2 hours away from it, and I hit it weekly. They have a new Water Park opening there next month.

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1997 F150 Lariat Three Door Extended Cab Flareside 4x4, Two tone Pacific Green w/ Harvest Gold, Tan Leather Interior, Ford Premium Sound w/ CD Changer, Lund Solar Visor, Leather Tonneau Bedcover, K&N Air Filter, VentVisors
Wish List: Lund Racer Back Cab Spolier, Lund Shadow Winshield Wiper Cover, Lund Steps, RhinoLiner Spray-In Bedliner, Vortech Super Charger, Brush Guard, Hidden Winch, Lighted Ford Logo, I'll list more when I think of it...

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These are Hysterical!

How about one for the Gen-X Milk-drinkers... Got-Wood? [groan]

Pecker-Wood would be what you have left after leaving it out in a hail storm.

splinter... 7 wood... bwaaa, haaaa, haaaa.....
ROTFLMFAO!!!

-Joe-

 

AND FOR THE GOLFER---THE TIGERWOOD

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99' F150 LARIAT S/C WOOD DASH -5.4---3.73'S AIRFORCE 1, AMSOIL, OFFROAD EQUIP GROUP, TOW PACKAGE ,TECH STYLE TONNEAU,

. pic atwww.f150world/las52/

 

I thought of one today.

I heard they are going to build a heavy duty model with the diesel engine,lol.
It's going to be called.......Strokinwood!! LMAO

 

if ya worked on yours, you'd be playin's with your wood