Tom Kenney: I never actually opened one up but it may have been. There are rumors going around the SVT camp that fresh ground coffee enhances combustion. Even NOS is developing a espresso fogger setup as we speak!

Petrol: There's no sense concerning yourself with paranoid delusions about the choppers flying overhead. It's a little known fact but anyone who has served in the military during the past 25 years has a chip dentally implanted in their mouth by the government. It not only reveals your whereabouts at any given time but also reads your thoughts and subliminally controls your actions.