So, I was sitting here...thinking to myself (it hurts, i know) "man, I have this huge wad of cash sitting in my bank account...what should I do with it?" The answer is so clear now that I have become familiar with these surroundings. I need the slowest most unreliable POS I can buy! So, I have this F150 in my driveway, and a number for JLP engines.

What should be my next step?

 

Ummm, call them and buy some stuff ???

 

Well...I did send him an e-mail.

...but all I got in return was a reply with some information that doesn't really help my cause.