Off topic? Maybe(I was hauling stuff). Funny? It is now. So I was helping someone move. Had the truck loaded and a dresser tied against the toolbox. I'm about to merge onto the freeway and the lid on teh toolbox pops open. I jump out(really fast) and slam it down. D@mn dresser is in the way. So I jump up, extend both arms downward and apply body weight. By this time, I'd leaned in to get as much weight as I could. Wouldn't you know it. I caught my manhood in the toolbox. Lucky for me, it didn't latch. As I drove doen the road, with the lid open, I opened up and examined my parts. Have you ever seen a Chow's tongue? if not, Google it and you'll see what I saw. So FYI, don't jump on your toolbox to close it.