I thought a ****pit was something in a plane......
I sit on the driver's seat of my truck and look at the dashboard lights.
Hmmmmmm............maybe it's a Missouri thing and I just never knew.

 

I've got some electrical tape you can use.
Use it to make a gasket around the circular air flow mod you did, use it with a paper towel to stop the bleeding, as well as cover up the auto lamp sensor

Don't forget to write up a FAQ on the air ventalator mod that you designed. Pictures would be helpful, as well as a short write up ( drank 2 bottles of Wild Turkey, got mad at the ole lady, went out to the garage, kick the dog, and thought to myself I need air circulation in the cab.

Please include you height, weight ( to adjust the qty of Wild Turkey ) , distance from the truck, and motion of the swing for the correct placement.

 

I'll tell ya what I'm doin. I'm sueing Austin, Nichols Distilling Co who makes Wild Turkey. I followed the directions on the bottles and messed up my truck and my hand.
The first bottle said it was a 'preparatory formula for bottle two'.
The second bottle clearly stated:
1 - You are Superman
2 - You cannot be hurt or bleed
3 - You can beat up anybody/everybody
4 - You can do mods to your truck without tools as you think them up
5 - You are sexy
6 - Everyone wants to hear you sing

 

Now that is a little far fetched...

I cannot believe that on the bottle was written that Everyone wants to hear you sing.

 

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to them fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I was the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Said, make sweet love to you

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to them fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
I love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said, a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

(ok, maybe it didn't state that on the bottle but, it implied it)

 

Now that is more like it, that story was getting a little hinky.

BTW : When I opened that post, the dog ran and hid under the bed with his paws over his ears, howling.

 

This just struck me, did you not infere it from what you read ?

 

What I read was, "The imbiber of this product shall have the voice of Elvis"

Now, I figure who don't want to hear Elvis sing?

 

Elvis does the best of Three Dog Night....I think I'll pass

Now if it was Elvis does the best of War....that might have something

Ooohho ( hips swinging ) Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.....

Thank-ya Thank-ya....The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine....

He drank wisky while your drinking wine...... ( at this point add in the pat. pending Elvis forward lunge ).

 

I'm finding that I agree with every bit of this with the exception of the part about the lectric tape. Duck tape is what you use for bleeders that won't stop and glass that's been modified to improve airflow. I also use it for things like plumbing problems, squirrel ate bird feeders, and worn microwave gaskets. Using lectric tape for things like this leads to infection on bleeders and hair to grow on your palms (and you thought it was that "other" thing that causes hair to grow on your palms ?!?!)
By the way, Wild Turkey is a universal lubricant that resolves all issues. It's been proposed that Wild Turkey leads to maritial discord but that's only because it was applied in too low a dosage. I haven't tried this lubricant in my truck's crankcase yet but would be interested in hearing from anyone who's tried it.

 

Is this due to the fact that the electric tape does not allow for any moisture to get away from the wound ? I have always done the paper towel and electric tape, when working on things, and you skin the pi$$ out of a knuckle.
Then again if you do not take it off, a day or 2 later, you finger is turning white, and pruned as if it has been soaking in the tub too long. I learn that you need to have it off after ~ 10 hours for at least 6 so it can somewhat dry out ( and maybe clean it ) then you can repeat this as needed until either a) it stops bleeding or b) you pull out the suitures from the first aid kit and do it right.

In WWII the sub would use wisky to thin out the desiel fuel in the engines to gain a few extra HP, so why would it not work in a SD ?

This is just wrong, I think this thread has lost all hope of getting back on target