My good friend (who drives a 94 F-250) and I pulled into a Burger King parking lot. When we pulled in we did a little burnout (nothing major) and it got the attention of a couple of ricers who were at the drive through. After we parked, on of them drove up next to me and said "you wanna race?" I knew that my almost stock 5.0 didnt stand a chance but I wasnt going to let him leave so easily. I told him "if you can get your car over that curb I'll race ya for $50." He laughed and said "thats all I have to do, just go oer the curb?" So he backed away from the curb and gave it quite a bit of gas. When his "lowrider" frontend hit the curb the fiberglass shattered! My friend and I laughed! He was pissed, he had just busted the entire bottom front end of his car to pieces! I said "well you didnt make it so no race" and I drove off.

Just thought I'd share this story about an extremly stupid RICER!!!

Blaze

 

ROTFLMAO. That hilarious dude

 

hahahhaa thats hilarious! i cant believe someone would do something so stupid!

 

LOL

Shoulda raced em anyways...I know with my 4.9l 5spd I can beat the civics(4 bangers), last body style celicas,escorts,integras (4 bangers),and camry's(4 banger) havn't had a chance to race a kid with any nissans.Oh ya and some kid with a fixed up saturn(why a saturn?) I can blow him away.

 

Last Saturday night, after the races were over and we got the car loaded up, I decided to stop at IN-N-OUT Burger for my late night dinner. While I was waiting in the 15+ car long drive thru line, several riced out Hondas pulled into the parking lot, and took the spaces that were available. There were more Hondas than there were spaces available, which was funny in itself. Each Honda would pull past the space it wanted, and then backed in. Well, the last space was about even with where I was in line, and as the Honda pulled past it and stopped, there was a terrible grinding noise, followed by a hollow sounding metallic "snap" (almost sounded like someone hitting the bottom of an open, empty coffee can with the wooden handle of a large screwdriver). Then he just sat there, revving his engine, but not moving. He got out of the car, cursing, and told his friends it wouldn't go into any gear. They closely resembled a Chinese fire drill. While they were debating what to do, one of them suggested pushing it into the parking space and trying to fix it. About this time, a newer Mustang (dark green, stock looking) pulled into the space they were going for. Rather than say something, which I guess would have looked "un-cool", they just stood around the car like everything was okay. By the time I got my food and left, about 5 minutes later, they were still trying to get it into gear.

We had a crappy night at the track, but these idiots at least sent me home with a big smile on my face.

Just thought I'd share too.

Take care,
-Chris

 

You didn't help them fix there car?? Actually i can relate, someone i know has a riced out integra with an auto tranny, he was driving down the street away from his house at about 40 miles an hour, realized he forgot something, and while still going forward at 40 mph shifted into reverse. POP!! He came to me a few hours later asking if i new what was wrong with is car! I told him "You need a new transmission @$$hole!"

-Jon

 

lsecatcher, thats why they are ricers!!
LOL


Shannon

 

don't make fun of me too much now guys. I know what a ricer is and all, but where did that term come from? I never heard it until i joined this site. We used to call them something else, but i don't think i should post it on here so i don't offend anyone.

 

It just is an abbreviated form of rice burner, seeing as stereotypically all they eat in those asian countries is rice, so there cars run on the same. What did you used to call them?

-Jon

 

oh, i thought that there was more too it, i guess not. Duh We used to call them stuff like rican-mobiles, and jap-crap. nothin too bad, but now we just call em ricers. A couple of my friend's have little imports that they think are bad-a$$, but now i call them ricers, and i call my one friend who just painted his 198? civic crx m&m green, uncle ben. (Get it?)

 

i guess you's don't get it. i call him uncle ben cuz he has a VERY riced out car, and uncle ben is a pretty common rice brand. any of you's ever heard of uncle ben's rice? so i call him uncle ben cuz he drives a ricer, and uncle ben makes the food rice, so there ya go. maybe now at least one person will get it. lol