Things good friends do:

A coworker had his older 4WD truck at a Transmission Shop getting the automatic transmission rebuilt.
He got it back after a week or so and drove it to work for the first time.

Later with no one noticing, one of his good friends poured automatic transmission fluid under the transmission bell-housing of his truck.
One big fluid spot under his truck.

Knowing his friend would notice the fresh fluid while walking up to his truck after work.

This good friend continued to pour transmission fluid under his friend’s truck for 5 straight days,
with each day the fluid spot getting smaller in diameter.

The truck owner would park it in a different parking space each day when he came to work,
where he knew it was dry underneath when he’s leaving it for 8 hours.

This good friend had to buy another quart of automatic transmission fluid during this week
and had to make a special trip to their workplace parking lot on his day off.
Just to pour the fluid under his buddy’s truck without being noticed by the security guard or other coworkers.

On the 6th day, they talked on the phone from their control rooms,
the good friend making small talk;
asked about the tires in the back of his friends truck, any good?, tires for sale?

The truck owner replied; Yea, yea… good tires… and then asked his friend…
Hey… you’re not the one messing with me about my truck are you?

The good friend said; Yes and it’s leaking less and less, isn’t it?


He said; I’M GOING TO GET YOU!

It didn’t leak at my house!
I took it back to the transmission shop and put it on the lift
and there wasn’t any fluid anywhere under the truck!
No leaks and it hadn’t used any fluid either and it shifts perfect…

YOU SORRY RASCAL! ! !

He also said:
The Transmission Shop owner asked him;
Do ya think someone is messing with ya?

He said; I hope I don’t have any friends that crazy!


But he does…


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And for the next several months after that;

I found an old Motel Room Key in my work jacket pocket.

I discovered a single Ford Truck Key in my jacket pocket
while hanging on my locker another time.

In my driveway, I noticed a honey-cone section from the inside
of a old type Catalytic Converter laying there and knowing
it did not fall out of or come from one of my vehicles.
He says he did not do that one...

There were other instances, but I can't remember them right now.

We have been friends since elementary school.


Anyway it's cold here in Florida this week, so I have been reminiscing.

 

That's pretty funny!

 

A good friend of mine once owned a 76 Chevy that was rough. The stereo was worth more than the whole truck and it was a Kraco cassette player that only the radio worked. So anyway he was determined to make it a nice truck again, being it was about six different colors, he was using spray can primer to at least make the body match. Well he was using grey, ran out, and mistakenly bought black to finish the job. I noticed this and told him about it. In a fit of disgust we decided to call it a day and have a few cold ones. Well we all know any amount of alcohol can lead to bad judgements. I get a can of the black primer and proceed to paint all kinds things on his truck knowing he was going to drive it 40/ 50 miles to work the next day. Some of my favorites were " pull me over" " Chevy sucks" " how can anything with a bowtie be tough" and " don't laugh your daughter may be in here." He called me at 7 the next morning wanting me to give him a ride to work. of course I said no, he called me some names, we both laughed and he drove his beatter to work in all its glory. I met him at his house after he got home with a case of beer and grey primer and helped get rid of my handy work and make the whole truck grey. good times lol

 

We'd sneak out during work, jack up a guy's truck, and carefully set each tire on an aluminum drink can. It was hilarious when he'd drive it off instead of fighting a jack to get them out.

Another one is to wrap a SUPER-fine wire around a firecracker/bottle rocket fuse, and hook it to the coil + so it would ignite (& the wire burns away instantly) when the key turns on.

 

Ooo, that's a good one Steve. I gotta few old firecrackers to use up...

After my second deployment back at work when our group was putting in our time off paperwork, we jacked up the one guy's Ranger and set it back down on the rims sideways. Four months of jackassary's payback is a bitch...

Adrianspeeder

 

"Revenge is a dish best served COLD..." -Ancient Klingon Proverb

 

very true

 

In high school me and two other friends picked up the back end of my friends 91 Ranger and turned it sideways between two other cars, the look on his face at the end of the day was priceless!!

 

When I was in highschool my manager at Target was leaving the store, so we had to do something. We went through 4 rolls of seran rap for the pallets (shrick wrap, whatever) on the outside of his his Ranger. You couldn't even see what kind of truck it was when we were done. He ended up cutting out the wheel wells, and the windows\driver door to get in, then left it like that for about 2 days haha.

 

Sounds like my everyday life haha.
My one 'friend' has a lat 90's chebby that he thinks is gods gift to this world even though it doesn't have a great paintjob, it's stock, and has a 305 auto.
Anyway I rag on him pretty bad about his truck and we mess with it all the time, my favorites are soon to come, fill his muffler with popcorn cover the end with some screen and tape it on there, mmmmm burnt popcorn.
Another would be the firecracker thing but since I wont be able to get into his truck I'm going to hide under the truck next to his and throw them under when he starts it up.
I would really love to use an old school oil gun thing and shoot some thin oil the wholeway up his exhaust, but that one seems a little too harsh even though I don't like the kid.

My personal favorite is my one good friend is basically a complete idiot and he drives a 97 s10 zr2. He thinks this baby is the offroad king. Words can not explain what he has done to this truck. It has two huge round warn offroad lights on the visor that look like hell and are literally wired using duct tape. I find it fun to remove some of his wiring or turn his lights occasionally.
He also at one point had a 2 foot firestick antenna that he loved to no end, for no reason. Me n another friend made semester out of stealing this firestick and hiding it. Right before he got rid of the single 2' one for dual 3 footers I went to his house at night, stole the firestick, then took it to the beach with me 10 hours away.
The very best of all is that he thinks this truck is fast, it hits the 95 mph kimiter downhill only. Anyways I came up with the great idea to start putting w's after s10 on all the little pictures we draw of him getting stuck weekly and getting ripped out of a snow drift by a 10 foot chebby pullin truck and so on.
S10-W he says! They never made an s10-w!
So I made him a new drawing 'S10-W....IT MEANS SLOW!'
And this pissed him off to no end and it was hilarious.
The best is to come, I found stick on letters at the parts store for a dollar.. Guess who's truck is getting rebadged tomorrow
S10W they never made one.. but should have.

 

Now thats good. s10w. Funny how you say that, because my ex-roomate is the same way, he has 96 s10 blazer that he says runs great, maybe for a chevy. He thinks it's the best offroad truck since the jeep, but yet the one time he took it out a 2WD trailblazer had to pull him out (priceless..expecially because he was in the middle of a subdivison). Put it this way, the kid lifted the rear with cheapy autozone shackles but never disconnected the sway bars...so I come out to my garage watching him hang from the leafs (when the truck is on stands) trying to get the shackle to line up. Now the leafs are literally flat. I even told him when I saw him, but he wants the "good ride" the sway bar gives him.

I stand by my theory that somone wanted a lifted 4wd cavalier station wagon and the s10 blazer was born. TAKE PICS OF THE S10-W

 

There are seriously no words to describe his truck. I will have to get pictures for you.
When he revs the motor it sounds like a 2 stroke dirtbike. It doesn't shift unless he hold the gas to the floor and then lets off completely. The one cab corner is completely rusted through. The 4wd no longer works, and the rear is the worst open diff I have ever seen, if on tires spins it just keeps spinning until you stop.
The way he installs stuff just ruins everything though. His mirror once fell off cause by a single corn stalk hitting it. He used drywall screws to hold it back on.
He wonders why everything is shorted out on his lights n 'system' yet he uses duct tape for everything.
You could literally make a stand up comedian show thing about this kid.
He's my friend but good god is he retarded.
Oh and as for getting stuck and pulled out, he drove his truck into a 30 foot long 5 foot deep snow drift and didn't think he'd get stuck. 3 hours and one of the biggest trucks ever he was out. With his bumper still in the drift and no tail lights haha.
This pullin truck was a bored 350 4 speed fully locked rollin on 54" boggers and he ripped, I mean RIPPED out turbo.
BTW we can s10 boy turbo cause his truck has a super huge turbo cause it's so fast.
Okay I'm done. Pictures tomorrow.

 

Dude this guys name wouldn't happen to be Laurance would it? he does the EXACT same stuff. Both his mirrors broke off when he pulled into a parking lot, so out came the drywall screws...now hes so excited to have m3 side mirrors. God help me. To get it to start, you have to put it into neutral(wont go into park at all). He also installed an alarm without hooking up the door sensors, or the power locks (correctly). You have to turn the ign. on after disarming the alarm otherwise it resets in 15 seconds. The power locks work, but not on the driver side. One of the best things is he's got 1 tire that bigger than the other 3, i ask him if he's getting his off road tires on a payment plan(its actually his spare but his other 3 are smaller than stock...keep in mind he LIFTED the truck). I could go on and on about this piece. I'll try to get pics for ya too lol.

 

S10-W - sounds like he is a real ID-ten-T.

 

Idiot he is.
I forgot another good one, his drivers door hinge pin fell out and allowed to door to hang off the lower hinge so it was nearly impossible to shut without two people.
In order to fix it he used GREEN DUCT TAPE to hold the pin back in the hinge.
I could probably write a book on what this kid has done or attempted to do with his truck quad and well.. a lawnmower.