Some of this is funny, some too serious to be funny.



2012 Democratic Convention Schedule Charlotte , NC
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Whoopie Goldberg

4:15 PM Tribute to George Soros for his help in creating and
financing the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi

4:30 PM - Reading of the Democratic Platform - Nancy Pelosi
XXXX Canceled. Will be passed without reading.

4:30 PM Tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they
have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment, and boost
the economy. - Harry Reid

4:45 PM – Jobs seminar "How to have a successful career without having
a job- Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM “ Travel Seminar; Great Vacations ve Taken on the
Taxpayers Dime" - Michelle Obama.

5:30 PM "Family Values" Seminar - Eliot Spitzer (via Satellite)

5:35 PM Real Estate Bargains Seminar - Tony Rezko

6:00 PM Home Mortgage Seminar - Barney Frank

6:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by George Clooney

6:15 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

6:30 pm - Kinder, Gentler Bombing Techniques - Bill Ayers

6:45 PM Paying Your Fair Share - Timothy Geitner

7:00 PM Free Gov. Blagovich rally

7:15 PM Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO
- Michael Moore

7:30 PM - Dramatized film re-enactment of Obama's single handed
capture of Osama Bin Laden - Michael Moore

7:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

7:50 PM - Commitment to US border security - Atty Gen Holder

8:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by David Letterman

8:15 PM Media Seminar “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for
you sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the
New York Times

9:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers - Dem
Natl Cmte Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

9:15 PM Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / Profiting
with Green Investments - Al Gore

10:00 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan

10:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama - led by Barbra Streisand

10:15 PM Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
10:20 PM - Obama accepts Congressional Medal of Honor for Bin Laden capture
10:25 PM - Obama accepts Greenpeace Hero Medal for instant cleanup of
Gulf oil spill, and blocking of Keystone Pipeline

10:30 PM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He
sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

10:45 PM - *** Break for installation of additional teleprompters ***

11:00 PM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding

12:00 AM Celestial Choirs Sing (Food stamps distributed to all
delegates as they leave.)

1:00 AM - Convention Hall cleared and cleaned

3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

 

Im am laughing so hard right now.....hold on.....this just in....Betty White will be making a special appearance and interviewing a couch.

 

I heard the special Hollywood guest was Jane Fonda

 

Go on welfare and let the American public pay your bills

 

Nah, She will be in North Korea unfortunetly.

 

 

She can stay there as far as I'm concerned.

 

I thought God (played by George Burns) had been signed up to officially nominate Obama?

 

Heavens no! The word "God" has been stricken from their platform!

 

they replaced GOD with "evolved diety"

 

They got some other speakers at the convention. Eva Longoria, Scarlett Johansson, and Kerry Washington. Also probably what they think is the best person they could have as a speaker, an illegal alien. Just to make sure they get that voter fraud vote.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...gal-migration/

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...C5i02HwOQZnyqM

 

thats changed again lol
http://news.yahoo.com/democrats-chan...-election.html

 

Whether or not the Dems (or ANY group or person, for that matter) wants to recognize it, Jerusalem was ordained as the most important city in the WORLD, much less, in Israel, a very long time ago.

 

Amazing this stuff exists in 2012. I say give it a few more generations until people finally stop caring about these silly stories.
Ordained as the most important city in the world, lol. Recognize what?
This stuff is too funny.
When they gonna let science near their black meteorite ?
Humans of the future will surely look back at this stuff the same way we look back and laugh about the fact ancient humans needed a separate 'god' to explain such basic things like weather. This stupidity can't go on forever... or can it ?

Where are all the threads discussing the RNC by the way? Let me guess, football was on that night ?
For some reason the majority of people only seem interested in politics when the other team is in the drivers seat, weird anomaly.