More anti-rice material
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From: South Florida
More anti-rice material
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~attse/honduh.htm
If that isn't enough to fill your craving for ricer hate, keep reading...
Reasons why rice burners suck...
US:Stickers for contingency
THEM:Stickers for extra horsepower
US:Keeping a low profile and letting the E.T's tell the story
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip
US:Sideways into third gear
THEM:Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speedbump
US:Tall spinde conversions for better camber gain and tire wear
THEM:Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4 degrees of negative camber
US:Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension
THEM:Swapping stock wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension
US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car
More reasons why Rice Burners suck...
US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm
US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip
US:600hp makes for an earth shaking street car
THEM:600 watts per channel makes for an ear shattering street car
US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light
US:Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
THEM:Composite Veneer dash trim and gauges
US:Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever
Even More reasons why Rice Burners suck...
US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US:Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops
US:Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
THEM:Rear wing and stereo competitions at car shows
US:"Old-tech" pushrod bogblocks pushing quadruple digit hp numbers
THEM:"state-of-the-art" DOHC VTECs pushing triple digit hp numbers
US:Race-class lettering on the rear window
THEM:Japanese Honda lettering on the rear window of a Nissan
US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have
And I'm spent...
If that isn't enough to fill your craving for ricer hate, keep reading...
Reasons why rice burners suck...
US:Stickers for contingency
THEM:Stickers for extra horsepower
US:Keeping a low profile and letting the E.T's tell the story
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip
US:Sideways into third gear
THEM:Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speedbump
US:Tall spinde conversions for better camber gain and tire wear
THEM:Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4 degrees of negative camber
US:Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension
THEM:Swapping stock wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension
US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car
More reasons why Rice Burners suck...
US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm
US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip
US:600hp makes for an earth shaking street car
THEM:600 watts per channel makes for an ear shattering street car
US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light
US:Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
THEM:Composite Veneer dash trim and gauges
US:Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever
Even More reasons why Rice Burners suck...
US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US:Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops
US:Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
THEM:Rear wing and stereo competitions at car shows
US:"Old-tech" pushrod bogblocks pushing quadruple digit hp numbers
THEM:"state-of-the-art" DOHC VTECs pushing triple digit hp numbers
US:Race-class lettering on the rear window
THEM:Japanese Honda lettering on the rear window of a Nissan
US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have
And I'm spent...
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Joined: Feb 2000
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From: New Hampshire
Your post was funny but anybody who goes to that link you are showing and doesnt bust out of their pants is too skinny!!!That is the funniest ***** Ive EVER seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!Frame by frame I thought it was a 90s version of GUMBY ON CRACK!!!! LOL
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