Just found out someone just keyed my L. It sucks, don't let me find out who did it because I will F%^$ing shoot them. They keyed my tailgate just above the ford emblem and the scratch is a little over 2 feet. I am pissed. Just wanted to let off some steam.

 

I had that done to me awhile back from an Ex girlfriend! She got pissed when she saw me with another girl so she keys my door! that was expensive to fix!

 

I just got keyed a couple days ago. And I know exactly who did it... and I swear if I find the kid in the middle of the hallway at school tommorrow, you can sure as h3ll know his @zz is gonna be bloody and cryin on the floor. I don't care if I wont be in school for the next 10 days, it's well worth it. I figured I wouldn't post about it since I was so pissed, but... oh well. This isn't the first time someone has messed with my truck at school... but this time I know who did it... Aw man... its gonna be fun!

-Mike

 

My neighbors cat just clawed my L.

 

Had an ex-gf key my cobra....so I put antifreeze in her prized greyhounds water dish. Aww... Night night puppy... If your pizzed a guy broke it off with you, kick him in the nutz 'er somethin'... "Ya just don't f*$k with a man's car!"-Vincent Vega-Pulp Fiction.

 

Ouch!

-Mike

 

I'm in the same boat as you mike. Someone at my school thinks its damn funny to mess with my L. As I was backing out one day from a tight spot they opened my tailgate just barey so it wouldn't slam open, when I hit a bump it came slamming down. And they attempted to key my whole tailgate with the top of a pen, luckily I was able to buff it out. But I have the word out at school that if anyone sees anyone around my L to come get me no matter where I am so I can settle this bull*****. Hope you find that pr!ck!

 

Im sorry but what part did the Greyhound have in this ?

[taking moderator hat off and throwing it in corner ]

People like you disgust me.

Ok I feel better

Going to go get a beer and close my eyes till my blood pressure goes down...

Doug

 

Doug your a dog lover huh... but i agree.. ANYONE who would key any ones vehicle no matter what kind, even if its a bucket of rust is a low life..... I hate that... They are the kind who rides with with there shoe up on the dash while they are driving, hate that tooo...

PEACEEEEEEEEEE ..................

 

I'm not sucking up to Doug here, but explain to us exactly how the dog scratched your L again
You take your anger out on a defenseless animal? That is pathetic.
Kick her a$$, steal her car, drain her bank account, put limberger cheese on her intake manifold (very good for totaling a car, very highly recommended) , but you didn't even have the ***** to go and kick the dogs a$$ in a straight-up fight.
That is nothing I would brag about.

 

You did what?! You stupid a$$ mother focker!! Mother fockers like you should rot in hell..............

Ball-less mother focker..........................FOCKYOU.

 

Just so you won't feel too bad. My truck was keyed with 2000 miles on it in December of 1999. Every single panel. $3850.00. Was completely repainted. Hurt at the time, but it came out great and has held up.


99L
Black

 

Definetely no bragging here, just a reminder for those car owners who loved their cars, and had them needlessly violated...I'm sure my blinding rage will be farmiliar.

Doug...the dog had nothing to do with her keying the sanity out of my 'stang...just like my 'stang had nothing to do with me severing our relationship...equal pay for equal work..

But, nonetheless...to the bleeding hearts for the four-legged venue...I bow my head in apology...I promise to head straight to the nearest Chinese take-out, and rescue a puppy from the "Tastes like chicken" bin...It won't make up for it...but it's a start.

Now, lets get back to the tales of malicious destruction that this thread was based on...some good stories were stirring up..

Bye now.

 

I agree about not messing with another man's vehicle, but the dog?

 

Red02SVTL, I hear ya. I felt terrible for the dog afterwards(even though it regularly attacked her little brother), just happed in the first 24 hours of insane retribution phase. If I would have waited, I would have cooled off I'm sure. I just got word about her spoutng off "I drew a white line all the way around his "BABY"", before I even knew it was keyed. Just one of those regrettable "off the cuff" mistakes. Not my first...likely not my last. (I set my older brother on fire with a can of hairspray and match once.) Im sure we all have experiences we look back on and think..."Hmm...I wonder if I could have handled that differently?". Well, I mean unless any of us regularly walk on water...then let me help you cast that "first stone"...

Off the original subject...a farmer near us raised dobermans, and they would tend to roam the nieghborhood...they were alittle on the crancky side. My next door neighbor is a retired Green Beret....and he used to sit on his deck with his .22 and scope...and pluck these poor dogs off all the way from accross the farm, because one chased down his grandkid while he was riding his bike. He probably aced a total of about 6-8 of the dogs before we convinced him to stop. Now THATS heartless. Damn special ops. guys! Damn cold!