I'm dreaming of a white lightning,
just like the one I have outside
Where the blacktop glistens, and cops all listen,
to hear Ls out for a ride.

I'm dreaming of a white lightning,
just like the one I have outside
With the 8 pound blower, and 3 pound lower,
And slicks, all piled up inside.

I'm dreaming of a white lightning,
with every ticket this cop writes
May your fines be little and lite,
and may all your lightnings be white

I'm dreaming of a white lightning,
just like the ones that win at night
May your pipes be black and not white,
and may all your lightnings be white

I'm dreaming of a white lightning,
with every payment that I write
May your clunk be silent at night,
and may all your lightnings be white

May you give your opponents a fright,
and may all your lightnings be white

And may all your lightnings be white (All your lightnings be white)
And may all your lightnings be white (All your lightnings be white)
And may all your lightnings be
(All your lightnings be white)
(All your lightnings be white)

 

I hung that one on my clip board, hilarious