Stupid frog fartin kids!
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From: SE Mich
Stupid frog fartin kids!
So last night I'm headed home on the expressway (3 lanes each direction) and I'm cruising at the posted limit w/the CC off. It's unusual for me but I'm actually traveling slightly faster than most of the traffic. Something like 1-2 mph? Ok.. so I'm going up this slight incline and start to hear this resonance? I turn down the radio to figure out what it is and look at the other cars to see if it is one of those stupid "mufflers"? Nope don't see any out of the normal rice passenger cars. It gradually gets louder and louder and LOUDER. So I turn off the radio and let off the gas cause I'm thinking my exhaust has a pretty serious leak right about now! And just as I let off the throttle the pretty loud drone starts a decelerating type of drone! Oh crap! Somethings not right with my baby! Crap Crap Crap!!!
So I start looking for a place to pull off and check it out when all of a sudden the noise starts to make an acceleration drone/Baaaaaa type of noise again. ?? huh ?? I did'nt push the gas! Then it dawned on me, It ain't me! So I hit the gas again and start eyeing all the cars really close. I'm headed right into the sun so it's tough to see whats what. And sure enough there is a kid in a champaign colored plain jane camry w/a 6" frog fartin can sticking out of the back. I've never heard one this loud before! At least he could have had some sort of riced out stickers or something on it? But no it looks just like a run of the mill toyota!
The other michigan drivers must have been thinking I was crazy sitting there by myself laughing.
Stupid kids, WOT
So I start looking for a place to pull off and check it out when all of a sudden the noise starts to make an acceleration drone/Baaaaaa type of noise again. ?? huh ?? I did'nt push the gas! Then it dawned on me, It ain't me! So I hit the gas again and start eyeing all the cars really close. I'm headed right into the sun so it's tough to see whats what. And sure enough there is a kid in a champaign colored plain jane camry w/a 6" frog fartin can sticking out of the back. I've never heard one this loud before! At least he could have had some sort of riced out stickers or something on it? But no it looks just like a run of the mill toyota!
The other michigan drivers must have been thinking I was crazy sitting there by myself laughing.
Stupid kids, WOT
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From: Chatsworth, California
Take my advice, when you see a big *** ricey muffler sticking out of the back of some import, KICK THE DAMN THING!!! When the kid gets angry, you simply reply "#1 it shouldn't be sticking out like that, and #2 you didn't do anything to stop me!" 
