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Old Sep 9, 2002 | 07:53 PM
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That is so funny. I would have loved to see her face when the video was played in court.

Btw Slapshot, my brother works across the bay for TPD. He use to be a ride along instructor, but now he's got the gold shield
 

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Old Sep 9, 2002 | 08:03 PM
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TPD is taking alot of officers from this side of the bay. I am real happy at PCSO. Once you get the gold shield, you don't have to do much BS.

 
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Old Sep 9, 2002 | 08:18 PM
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slapshot, so, if you get pulled over, then what is the best way to not get a ticket?

How about bribing? Do cops like that
 
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Old Sep 10, 2002 | 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by Intel486
slapshot, so, if you get pulled over, then what is the best way to not get a ticket?

How about bribing? Do cops like that
LOL, um no, that would an instant ticket.
 
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Old Sep 10, 2002 | 05:14 PM
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Cops love it when you tell them they're out of their jurisdiction, don't they slapshot ??

 
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Old Sep 10, 2002 | 06:29 PM
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How about this one?

"Officer, it is too bad your mother had you circumcised. I think I would like you better covered up."
 
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Old Sep 10, 2002 | 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by redlite
How about this one?

"Officer, it is too bad your mother had you circumcised. I think I would like you better covered up."
ROFLMFAO!
 
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Old Sep 11, 2002 | 02:20 PM
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There's a list of things floating around the internet which purport to show that you are truly a biker/hot rodder/racer - what have you.

...when you refer to the 1st turn out of development as "turn one"... etc.. One of them for bikers is
..."when the local cops all have pictures of you on your bike in their cruisers..." So, one day as I'm filling up at the local quick shop, w/ my black mondo horsepower Ninja, black leathers etc... WOULDN'T you know, a deputy comes over & says "nice bike...hey, haven't I seen you before?" (I had my helmet on)... Wanting to come up with something clever, I hesitated, then realized denial was the best choice ...
"Nope, not me!"

I laughed the whole way to work... because it probably WAS me he was talking about...

On a bike, some days, the bear gets you, but 95% of the time, they end up staring at empty asphalt, cursing away over motorola about the 'crazy ... biker'
 
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Old Sep 11, 2002 | 03:32 PM
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Originally posted by redlite
How about this one?

"Officer, it is too bad your mother had you circumcised. I think I would like you better covered up."
LOL.....
 
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Old Sep 11, 2002 | 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by animal
Cops love it when you tell them they're out of their jurisdiction, don't they slapshot ??

I don't worry about that, the WHOLE county is mine.



Techincally, a citation can be written outsdie your jurisdiction if the offense occurred in it. Although, officers can do traffic stops outsdie thier jurisdictions also and have someone from the local agency come by. It's all legal mumbo jumbo.
 
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