What Not to Say to a COP
That is so funny. I would have loved to see her face when the video was played in court.
Btw Slapshot, my brother works across the bay for TPD. He use to be a ride along instructor, but now he's got the gold shield
Btw Slapshot, my brother works across the bay for TPD. He use to be a ride along instructor, but now he's got the gold shield
Last edited by Fast Gator; Sep 9, 2002 at 07:55 PM.
Originally posted by Intel486
slapshot, so, if you get pulled over, then what is the best way to not get a ticket?
How about bribing? Do cops like that
slapshot, so, if you get pulled over, then what is the best way to not get a ticket?

How about bribing? Do cops like that
There's a list of things floating around the internet which purport to show that you are truly a biker/hot rodder/racer - what have you.
...when you refer to the 1st turn out of development as "turn one"... etc.. One of them for bikers is
..."when the local cops all have pictures of you on your bike in their cruisers..." So, one day as I'm filling up at the local quick shop, w/ my black mondo horsepower Ninja, black leathers etc... WOULDN'T you know, a deputy comes over & says "nice bike...hey, haven't I seen you before?" (I had my helmet on)... Wanting to come up with something clever, I hesitated, then realized denial was the best choice ...
"Nope, not me!"
I laughed the whole way to work... because it probably WAS me he was talking about...
On a bike, some days, the bear gets you, but 95% of the time, they end up staring at empty asphalt, cursing away over motorola about the 'crazy ... biker'
...when you refer to the 1st turn out of development as "turn one"... etc.. One of them for bikers is
..."when the local cops all have pictures of you on your bike in their cruisers..." So, one day as I'm filling up at the local quick shop, w/ my black mondo horsepower Ninja, black leathers etc... WOULDN'T you know, a deputy comes over & says "nice bike...hey, haven't I seen you before?" (I had my helmet on)... Wanting to come up with something clever, I hesitated, then realized denial was the best choice ...
"Nope, not me!"
I laughed the whole way to work... because it probably WAS me he was talking about...
On a bike, some days, the bear gets you, but 95% of the time, they end up staring at empty asphalt, cursing away over motorola about the 'crazy ... biker'
Originally posted by animal
Cops love it when you tell them they're out of their jurisdiction, don't they slapshot ??
Cops love it when you tell them they're out of their jurisdiction, don't they slapshot ??
Techincally, a citation can be written outsdie your jurisdiction if the offense occurred in it. Although, officers can do traffic stops outsdie thier jurisdictions also and have someone from the local agency come by. It's all legal mumbo jumbo.


