Well, today I get in my truck after school... and on my rear bumper I see white liquidy stuff drippin down it... (or, had already dripped and dried...). So I open up the bed of my truck, and I notice a really REALLY REAAAAAAAALLY nast smell. Some A-Hole decided he was gonna be funny and put a gallon of milk in the bed of my truck. Thats ok though. If I find out who did it, I guarentee them plenty of hospital bills, and I won't be in school for the week after... Then of course I get the "why do you care, just wash it out bla bla bla" from all my friends. They just don't understand. I was PISSED, and ready to fight.

After all this, I go home... wash the truck. Its all nice and clean... all nice and shiny. Later in the day, some kid driving by decides he was gonna throw a half full cup of Smoothie on the bed of my truck. The kid was an idiot. We were parked at a stoplight. I threw the truck into park, put on my hazards, and jumped outa my truck. He was quickly rolling up his window, and I couldn't see his face. Some ****** in a POS integra. I couldn't catch em in time, and they took off, taking a left hand turn. I tried to find the ******, but was unsuccessful. If I find these kids, they won't be too happy after im done with them either.

People are just too damn jealous, and big a-holes. If I find either of those 2 ******, im gonna beat them to a bloody pulp. Sorry, im just ranting about people in this world that love to be A-HOLES!

-Mike

 

Having a bad day huh?
Go to a massage pallor and ask for the house special
Then send me the bill

 

mecca
People just suck and are jealous. If that was my truck i would have gotten his plate then had my cousin run it and tell me where he lives. Then i would**EDITED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT**


Bruce
Can i send you the bill to HEHE .

 

I'm having a reeeeeaaaally bad day. Does this go for me, too?

 

I see you are from Davie. Like you am also a south floridian and there are alot of jeoulous people down here. This kid i know got a brick thrown at his brand new m3. Made a huge gash on the side of the car. So far i have not been a victim of this but now that am up at UCF am waiting for it. Well man good luck and just be gald you could wash it off.

 

Hey Black2000L,

Your up at UCF? My good friend Mike is up there. He keeps tellin me about a black L he keeps seein that looks badass. Maybe its yours?

-Mike

 

Thats weird...my sister just graduated UCF and knew about a black lightning that went to school there, small world. I had a dozen eggs thrown on my 93 eddie bauer bronco when I was in HS ( was at work at the time). Little ***** only did it because I was going out with a hot brunett he wanted. Some people are just bitter losers. Needless to say I found him the next morning in the HS parking lot. Dumbass didnt even know I knew it was him, BLAAM! meanist sucker punch of my life. couple days suspension...well worth it

 

Yup. If I find out who put the milk in the bed of my truck, Im gonna be lookin at a nice 10-day suspension after im done with the kid. I want the kid to not be able to walk after im done with him. I bet he will learn his lesson, and will never touch my truck again....

-Mike

 

Hey Mike, ask him if it says SVT on the windshiled? than it is mine.

 

Yup, its you. Just asked if he could tell me what he remember's of the truck, and the first thing he said was "It has a big SVT banner accross the windshield." Sweet stuff man =].

-Mike

P.S. Ill be up there within 2 years... What year are you in?

 

Sorry everybody, I can only take care of one person a day, and today isn't your day

 

Mecca, I would do the same thing.

Here is what I did one day. I posted it over on nloc.



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Originally posted by slapshot
I love it when non Lightning owners try to tell me things about my own truck. Especially when they are smoking crack and are WAY wrong.

"it's better to remain quiet and thought to be a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"


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Not me, Oh no. I won't remain quite. I will get rowled up on someone quick. I tell those guys how it is. I actually cold ****ed a SOB out one time in front of a parts store cause he got in my face about it. He thought he was the **** in his little Z28. Unfortunately he didn't race me cause he couldn't drive with one hand on the wheel and the other holding his jaw.LOL
I don't ever see him around my town anymore.


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Cobra R' pump, JL Precision converter, ARP head studs, Ported upper plenum, Stock blower
Gregg Evans "Monster Box", JDM "built" shortblock Manley rods, Manley pistons, ARP main studs, all balanced & blueprinted, DTA Racing & Perf. ported heads w/ mod max valves, springs, port matched '01 intake, custom cams, LPP longtubes w/ offroad exhaust, Jay Lincoln "Truck Traks",
Painted stock wheels, Street Scene mirrors, & tail gate handle, Cervini's cowl hood, '01-02 Tail lights, Clear turn signals, Belltech shackles
MTX Thunderforms & amp, Alpine headunit,
And the list goes on and on and...

 

You forgot "...and tomorrow's not looking good either."



/tg

 

i was gonna go up to the "swamp" this weekend to watch a hurricane blow through and leave the gators fans crying like little girls, but i decided i didnt want a brick through my window with the big CANES sticker must prevent damage..

btw, you have some large ********* to drive your lightning to HS, i remember around here (taravella) when someone brought a nice car it got tore up..

 

Yeah, this is my first year up here at UCF. SO i'll be seeeing you in couple years.

I drove my lightning to High School, never got messed with. My friend's black F150 who i always hung out with did get keyed though. We found the kid that did it and was not treated nicely.