If you don't like the way I drive.
Stay off the side walk.

 

So many pedestrians, so little time !

 

"Stick to the plan make the B!@7H a one night stand"

"If i wanted a B!@7h I'd buy a dog"

"Virgins wanted will train"

 

"Mean people suck"

I think this one proves you can find a good quality in anyone, if you look hard enough.

 

My nephew's bumper reads:

"My other cars an F-16 !!"

 

I actually do have in the left corner of my rear glass of my 02 Blackwood a sticker that says:

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS

Bill

 

My lisense plate frame reads:

Why, YES, I am an a$$hole!

 

And of course, Justin's "Gone R/T hunting ... back in 12 seconds!"

 

Not truck related but...one of my favorites:

Guns Cause Crime
Like
Flies Cause Garbage

 

My kid beat up the student of the month.
For comments on my driving..call 1800 eat sh*t

 

S'crew .....

Or after spending 15 years in hard rock mining ...

"Ban Mining ... and let the Bastards Freeze in the DARK"

 

I saw one that said:

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS STILL DIES.

 

I saw one on a shaved dropped black dakota that said
"i like my trucks like i like my women, clean and shaved"

i saw one on here before that said
"bottles are for babies, real men get blown"

I saw one on a plate frame at atco on a gen 1 L today that said
"hell yes i street race!" LoL- talk about begging for a ticket

Saw another one on a fairlane today that said
"my ford beats chevys, and *****s mopars"

Saw one in a sig on here that said
"life's too short to drive an ugly truck" (could also use slow instead of ugly)

Saw one in the back window of a tbird yesterday that said
"Barbie sucks" in really big letters, and below it said smaller "and ken couldn't be happier"

Saw 2 on a old corvair at pitman auto show. One said
"there may be bugs, there may be chips, but one thing's sure, i drive this b!tch"
and his other one said
"watch how many @$$ holes touch the car"

I've got more, but i'm too tired to remember them

good thread

*edit* o yeah, my front plate says "suckin gas and haulin @$$"

 

Both sigs and bumper stickers

1. I'd smack you, but sh*t splatters…

2. The more hair i lose, the more head i get.

3. "Sex is a *temptation* caused by *sensation* when I stick my *location* in a girls *destination* to increase the *population*! do you get my*explanation*? or would you like a *demonstration*"???

4. You really think those are crabs?

5. oops, what broke?

6. now where the hell did i put my beer

7. Denial is the first step to a healthy addiction

8. I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.

9. If grasshoppers had machine guns, would birds fawk with them?

10. Mercenary for hire, you supply the beer and women, and I'll supply the know how and carnage.

11. Experience, it's what you get when you didn't get what you wanted!

12. Please hit your kids, because I can't.

13. SALAD??? Salad isn't food, salad is what food eats!

 

the one better than this is:
"mean people suck, nice people swallow"