Puttin up the highway at 60mph. Slowly going around a little Honda (big wing, three different colors, fart can) with four teenage boys in it. Just when I'm even with their driver's door, I hear the poor little car's slushbucket drop a gear. Just for s***'s and giggles, I nail the go button, the L drops to 2nd gear, and the next time I look down the speedo reads 100. I back off to 60 and keep puttin. Over a mile up the road the 'wing' catches up, goes around, and the two front seaters throw me the Bird! When they get about a quarter mile ahead, I nail it again. Coming up on them, I see three faces and the driver's eyes glued to the rearview mirror. I hit the turn signal, hit the brakes, and turn onto the road I live on. Has I'm turning, the two front seaters throw me the Bird again! Geeze guys, if you drive a four banger, automatic rice burner with one wheel in the junkyard, don't get pissed when you get spanked!

Oh yeah, I had my two fourteen year old kids with me. When we got through laughing our heads off, I had to tell them that they shouldn't drive like that when they get their license.

 

Not to preach but a *LOT* of law enforcement types would look poorly on 100 mph with children in the vehicle.

Can you say "Child endangerment"?

 

Why carry a big stick if you can't use it? One less assclown that'll be revving on the next Lightning. Take these little sh*tboxes down one at a time I say. Good kill!!
Jeff