Burned anyone lately on the freeway? or pulled up to a light next a SS, and took 'em?
Share some kill stories, win or lose, dosent matter.

I couldnt find the kill section here by the way.

 

2nd day I've had my Lightning...

Went to the store with the wife and on the way back, had some optimistic Integra decide he wanted to try the L. He started revin' away at a stoplight on the feeder road - not stock from the sounds of it. Normally I don't race with my wife in the car and I have other toys I do that in (an SS and a ZR1 for those special kill occasions).

Anyhow, green and stomp. Not even funny. By 60 we had 5 or 6 trucklengths on him. And it was wet outside (been raining all day). And I had cargo.

As expected, he kept his foot in it to do the ricer flyby so I held off until he was just at our bumper and nailed it again. burying him in the rear view til we smacked 100.

He wouldn't even pull up next to us at the next light. He switched across 2 lanes at the last minute and flipped a u-turn.

Now, I get kills in the other cars all the time but it tasts f'n GOOD in a truck! That's what's great about the Lightning!

It's like he had no idea what he was getting himself into when he instigated. Ah well - he and his girl both know better now.

 

This afternoon on my way to a buddys house a yellow ferrari F355 passes me at an intersection, so naturally i pull out behind him. we get to the light, and he keeps staring at me in his mirror, and as he turns into the right lane, i pull right into the left lane and nail it. he starts to pull, but as he goes to shift i rip past him...obviously he didnt go all out, or stay into the throttle, but i was psyched

 

the dude with the f355 probably didnt know how to shift, some lawyer in his sunday ride. at least you gave him a good flyby, and i hope he was on your passenger side so he can get an earfull of motor...heh

 

I killed a wabbit with my 2 ton tow truck the other night.

I had to tow a 2002 Chrysler Minivan(533 miles on it) that killed & got killed by an 800 lb. cow. LOL

I'm going to take pics. of the van. It appears that the cows legs were knocked out from under it. Cow was then airborne (flying cows?) landed on the hood, went up the windshield, then onto the roof, 2/3 of the way to the rear of the van. Airbags deployed, driver slammed on the brakes, cow slid off roof, down windshield, hood, then onto the ground.

2 great kill stories.

 

My wife was driving the L alone when somebody driving some riced-out skateboard started revving his ride next to her at a light.

She heard his weed trimmer motor, looked over, and just laughed at 'im and wouldn't give him the pleasure of a beating. The same tasty humiliation of a kill was meted out without all the wasted fuel.

 

i laid the smack down on a 300zx TT on the interstate the other day several times... he kept trying to pass me, but couldn't for some reason.. hahahaha

 

Just today I was coming home from work, and infront of me there was a red Jetta with a cannon stickin out from under his bumper. He looked in his rear view right at me and started gunnin his engine. What was this guy thinking? light goes green and he "takes off", Not even half a car length gets between us when i blow the doors of his car and put about 12 car lengths between us, he's still tryin. I get off my exit and he does give me the thumbs up....he knows he got spanked by the beast...but it still confuses me why they even try!
And a real quick one on my way to work.....on i get on 280 right by newark and a yuppie A$$hole pulls up next to me in his new 2 door Mercedes. I didn't even see what class it was because as soon as I heard his engine gun, i was out.....130mph and 8 car lengths! he was tryin!

 

some people just like to be amazed by power, i used to do it all the time when i had my first car, i remember it well, it felt cool to get some dude in a viper to spin his tires to hell.

~Toast

 

The best one was probably a Porsche 928 stopped,rolling,several attempts. The outcome was the same. He's trading it in for a Lightning now! He had to pull over to check out his nemisis! LOL

 

On the way to the movies with my wife saturday night, some tricked out prelude pulls up to us at the red light. He starts the by cracking his window and blasting his radio to get my attention. When i look over he reves his engine at me a few times. I was like omg is that a dirt bike or a car . I smoked his ricers azz by at least 7 truck lengths. I pulled into the movies and he followed, then made bowing motions at me and my wife as he went past. My wife was loving it, and wants a red L now . LOL

 

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Is still in the mercedes C32. Massive ricer (18" rims on a civic, big wing, no engine work).

Red light, I rev it at him, he plays cool.

Green light, he drops the clutch and smokes his right front tire as I give the C32 a little chirp and have 4 car lengths on him by 35mph.

All legal

Coldie

 

good stories, i agree with whoever said that people like being pumped up by just the power of a vehicle but ,i'll tell ya who will always mess with a fast car, is punks on crotch rockets, now i know most people own a bike and a L, but these guys sniff out fast cars i guess because they know they can win, wussies.
So not too many people have blown away any z's or ss's? my brother has a 2002 SS, and i've shown him some of the L videos and now he goes looking for one, even though there are only about 2 on galveston, ( soon to be 3 when i sell my cobra, and get mine), but i cant figure out why he goes looking for a truck thats just going to hand him his a$$, heh, at least he cant say i didnt warn him.

 

My whippet caught a squirrel and got into a tug-of-war with our two ridgebacks.

She won. The two RR's lost, along with the squirrel...It was torn in two.

She kept both dogs away from both sections. She brought 1/2 into our kitchen, and kept the other 1/2 in the yard. Her face and body were covered with blood as it tore open and smelled horrible when she greeted me.

That's the best kill story I know of.