New Chick
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From: NEW JERSEY
you can talk about...umm.. CIVICS! and how much they suck..that will be all.
All you ricers"Take that Civic and turn that sunbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candya$$."
VINNIE
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From: NJ
Originally posted by ChickOnNoS
there may not be a backseat...BUT it has a bed..much better than any silly car lol ...
there may not be a backseat...BUT it has a bed..much better than any silly car lol ...
Then wait til you get a bedrug. Oh does it make things much more interesting
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riceboy
We had this thread a while a go, I thought you folks would want some new ones, Kaycee hates Civics and so do I!
You know you're a Riceboy if...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, after EVERY race
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
...your tires stick out so far past your body lines, you have to park 12" from the curb
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to a 50hp nitrous system as the 'big shot'
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
...you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
You know you're a Riceboy if...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, after EVERY race
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
...your tires stick out so far past your body lines, you have to park 12" from the curb
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to a 50hp nitrous system as the 'big shot'
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
...
you sell crack for the image...not the money... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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I got more!
...Your muffler is louder than your stereo.
...Your stereo has more power than your car.
...Your PIAA fog lights are brighter than your headlights.
...The wing on your car has more lift than an airplane.
...You've eaten more rice in your car than women.
...Your car has more neon than the local quickie mart.
...Your car is usually confused with the soud of a leaf blower.
...Your car alarm talks in Japanese.
...You cross speed bumps at an angle to avoid getting stuck.
...Your parents spent more buying your car than your education.
...You drive your sports car 45mph on the freeway.
...You can fit a watermelon or any large fruit in your tailpipe.
...You have a sticker on your car reminding you what your car is "powered by".
...You don't know the language of the stickers on your car.
...You have high performance wipers.
...You have never paid your own gas bill.
...You have ever modified, or bragged about modifying your wipers.
...Your car says 0.5 rather than 5.0
...You don't know the size of your engine. (or afraid to tell)
...You have a fake car phone or antenna on your car.
...You have to stop to see if your radio is on because of the muffler.
...You modify a picture of your modified car.
...Your car talks in Japanese.
...You spend money on a carbon fiber stick shift ****, thinking it will help.
...Your car says "asian enginunity" anywhere on it.
...You passed the DMV test, but cannot understand the signs on the road.
...You have neon around the car's plates.
...Your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... More than 20 of your mods involve sheilding what's actually underneath
... Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... When you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... You can't race uphills
... At Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking @ss on the autocross.
I know, thats enough
This one really pisses me off
...YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.
...Your stereo has more power than your car.
...Your PIAA fog lights are brighter than your headlights.
...The wing on your car has more lift than an airplane.
...You've eaten more rice in your car than women.
...Your car has more neon than the local quickie mart.
...Your car is usually confused with the soud of a leaf blower.
...Your car alarm talks in Japanese.
...You cross speed bumps at an angle to avoid getting stuck.
...Your parents spent more buying your car than your education.
...You drive your sports car 45mph on the freeway.
...You can fit a watermelon or any large fruit in your tailpipe.
...You have a sticker on your car reminding you what your car is "powered by".
...You don't know the language of the stickers on your car.
...You have high performance wipers.
...You have never paid your own gas bill.
...You have ever modified, or bragged about modifying your wipers.
...Your car says 0.5 rather than 5.0
...You don't know the size of your engine. (or afraid to tell)
...You have a fake car phone or antenna on your car.
...You have to stop to see if your radio is on because of the muffler.
...You modify a picture of your modified car.
...Your car talks in Japanese.
...You spend money on a carbon fiber stick shift ****, thinking it will help.
...Your car says "asian enginunity" anywhere on it.
...You passed the DMV test, but cannot understand the signs on the road.
...You have neon around the car's plates.
...Your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... More than 20 of your mods involve sheilding what's actually underneath
... Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... When you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... You can't race uphills
... At Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking @ss on the autocross.
I know, thats enough
This one really pisses me off
...YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.
Last edited by SVTSam; Jun 13, 2002 at 01:52 AM.
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From: NorCal
Color choice?
My new Lightning is white but since I missed the old red Lightning, and I've alway thought silver and black were sharp colors, I filled in the gap and bought this f150 truck:
My wife likes the pink!
Spike
My wife likes the pink!
Spike
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From: St. Louis,MO
Re: Color choice?
Originally posted by Spike Engineering
My new Lightning is white but since I missed the old red Lightning, and I've alway thought silver and black were sharp colors, I filled in the gap and bought this f150 truck:
My wife likes the pink!
Spike
My new Lightning is white but since I missed the old red Lightning, and I've alway thought silver and black were sharp colors, I filled in the gap and bought this f150 truck:
My wife likes the pink!
Spike
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From: NorCal
Re: Re: Color choice?
Originally posted by ChickOnNoS
........ARE YOU SERIOUS????? owww....my chest hurts....*grabs left arm*...i hope you're happy....
........ARE YOU SERIOUS????? owww....my chest hurts....*grabs left arm*...i hope you're happy....
Spike
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From: St. Louis,MO
Originally posted by SVTSam
THE RAMS!!?!!
Are you serious?
alright thats it I'm outta here.
GO CHIEFS!!
Sam
THE RAMS!!?!!
Are you serious?
alright thats it I'm outta here.
GO CHIEFS!!
Sam
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From: St. Louis,MO
Originally posted by CrazyFoo
you can meet me in St Louis as the nelly song goes. Football doesn't really matter at all, but please tell me you dont like the Blues? GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!
you can meet me in St Louis as the nelly song goes. Football doesn't really matter at all, but please tell me you dont like the Blues? GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!
