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Um...hot....sure.....sixteen......definetely.
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
Which turns to, "Your Honor, I would like to plead temporary insanity. She said she liked my truck. How could I resist. It never even occurred to me that I was picking her up at a High School."
If I have learned one thing from 6 years of bartending, it's got to be....CARD EM! And that doesn't just mean for alcohol.
"Hi, my name is (insert girls name), I think your cute. Would you like to hang out some time?"
"Yeah, definetely. You don't mind if I ask to see some I.D. do you?"
It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Think about it. The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
Just my .02
Chow gents
Oh yeah.....Silver IS the fastest. Good for those of us Silver L owners that may be running from the police for....uhh....well...."Unwrapping new packages"....
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
Which turns to, "Your Honor, I would like to plead temporary insanity. She said she liked my truck. How could I resist. It never even occurred to me that I was picking her up at a High School."
If I have learned one thing from 6 years of bartending, it's got to be....CARD EM! And that doesn't just mean for alcohol.
"Hi, my name is (insert girls name), I think your cute. Would you like to hang out some time?"
"Yeah, definetely. You don't mind if I ask to see some I.D. do you?"
It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Think about it. The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
Just my .02
Chow gents
Oh yeah.....Silver IS the fastest. Good for those of us Silver L owners that may be running from the police for....uhh....well...."Unwrapping new packages"....
Last edited by frgetit; Jun 11, 2002 at 11:20 PM.
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Originally posted by frgetit
Um...hot....sure.....sixteen......definetely.
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
Which turns to, "Your Honor, I would like to plead temporary insanity. She said she liked my truck. How could I resist. It never even occurred to me that I was picking her up at a High School."
........edit..........
The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
Um...hot....sure.....sixteen......definetely.
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
Which turns to, "Your Honor, I would like to plead temporary insanity. She said she liked my truck. How could I resist. It never even occurred to me that I was picking her up at a High School."
........edit..........
The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
See its guys like this that keep me reading (and laughing at) this board ALL night at work.....
Johnie
<< ALSO I posted some more pics (wallpaper sized) of my truck over here:
http://forums.off-topic.net/showthre...postid=4175678
Guess i am one of the only guys here that lurk/post over there??
In my defence bordom at work will cause you to visit odd sites....
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Originally posted by frgetit
Um...hot....sure.....sixteen......definetely.
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Think about it. The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
Oh yeah.....Silver IS the fastest.
Um...hot....sure.....sixteen......definetely.
"What's that officer? No sir, I've never seen that girl in my life. I was just coming home from church."
It sounds stupid, but it's worth it. Think about it. The last thing you want to have to say when your 300 pound cell mate asks you what your in for is..."Umm...well....I liked to get them before the hair did."
Oh yeah.....Silver IS the fastest.
and yes Silver is the fastest, I got me a 12.1 , now beat that LOL
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From: Middle Ga
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Looks like this is gonna beat the blown motor post 
all I can say is it's about time!
In related news
http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/145...2/kelly_r.jhtml
http://www.vh1.com/artists/news/145...2/kelly_r.jhtml
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did R have to videotape himself?
oh and the NoS in her name is for Nitrous, I doubt anyone else in her family wishes to use funny gas to make their vehicles go faster... right Baby?
Kaycee is legal, and there could be more pix if some local MO ***** are up for a Lightning meet! heh call it the Kaycee Meet or something, with Black L's as honorary attendees
oh and the NoS in her name is for Nitrous, I doubt anyone else in her family wishes to use funny gas to make their vehicles go faster... right Baby?
Kaycee is legal, and there could be more pix if some local MO ***** are up for a Lightning meet! heh call it the Kaycee Meet or something, with Black L's as honorary attendees
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From: Middle Ga
I tried my best to resist clicking on the reply button again.. This is now tied even (post wise) with the blown motor thread
Anyway it’s good to see I am not the only one awake (at work even??) Some of you need to go post at the link I posted above so The L's have some representation.... or something I might also suggest for the truly bored (like myself) check out the random picture thread over there… last time I looked it was 40 or 50 some pages long !!
Johnie
Anyway it’s good to see I am not the only one awake (at work even??) Some of you need to go post at the link I posted above so The L's have some representation.... or something
I might also suggest for the truly bored (like myself) check out the random picture thread over there… last time I looked it was 40 or 50 some pages long !!Johnie
