Kill story...well kinda
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Kill story...well kinda
Troops:
Whilest stopped at a traffic light and four cars back from the launch pad, a newer Z-71 pulls along side in the right turn lane, music blaring, etc. Hey, it was 85 in Indy yesterday.
Dirk looks over then leans over get his bikini top clad female passenger involved in the fray. Mammary content met muster and temporarily distracted me from a telephone conversation with the boss. oops
Anyhoo, idgit proceeded to rev. Um, ok. In return, Dirk received a simple shake of the head as if to say "WTF are you doing, we're both stopped in traffic?" Guess Junebug didn't approve as he tried to do a 'jump' and proceeded to slam into the Chebbie Astro Mini-van in front of him.
Ms. Mammary was obviously not amused and neither was said Astro-man due to his rapid exit form his vehicle.
Light turns green, slowly roll away and bid good day to Dirk Dufus and Ms. Mammary. Thought about stopping and being a witness however him having to explain himself to Astro-man, the Police, and his insurance company was punishment enough.
Bob
Whilest stopped at a traffic light and four cars back from the launch pad, a newer Z-71 pulls along side in the right turn lane, music blaring, etc. Hey, it was 85 in Indy yesterday.
Dirk looks over then leans over get his bikini top clad female passenger involved in the fray. Mammary content met muster and temporarily distracted me from a telephone conversation with the boss. oops
Anyhoo, idgit proceeded to rev. Um, ok. In return, Dirk received a simple shake of the head as if to say "WTF are you doing, we're both stopped in traffic?" Guess Junebug didn't approve as he tried to do a 'jump' and proceeded to slam into the Chebbie Astro Mini-van in front of him.
Ms. Mammary was obviously not amused and neither was said Astro-man due to his rapid exit form his vehicle.
Light turns green, slowly roll away and bid good day to Dirk Dufus and Ms. Mammary. Thought about stopping and being a witness however him having to explain himself to Astro-man, the Police, and his insurance company was punishment enough.
Bob
