I was leaving the mall and, as I approached my truck, noticed something was hanging from my antenna. I was instantly pi$$ed of course. I thought some ***** had vandalized my vehicle while I was inside. It turned out to be a pair of panties with a number and a short message on them. "Hot truck! Call me. Gina" I had met a "Gina" at a neighbors BBQ when I stopped by for a beer and a very quick "Howyadoin'?" I called. It was her. It wasn't a ride in the truck she was after. Strippers are the BEST!

Roger

 

Odin's Wrath >>>>>

 

A picture of "Gina"

MUST be a Red Lightning thing! Hey look, she matches your truck!

 

LOL I should be so lucky. Gina isn't half the woman she is. Probably not even a third. Break out the flour!

 

Better watch it the Web police will shut this down

 

Someone backed into my tailgate down at school or something one day. Not really sure what happened cause whoever did it, didn't exactly claim it. They didn't even touch the bumper so it had to be pretty tall. Since the tailgate was dented in, I went to a car show and for like 2 bucks one of the guys was selling 6 stickers that look like bullet holes so figure what the hell till it gets fixed.

It is getting fixed this week, But you have no idea how many people pull up next to me and ask if they are real. Young to old it doesn't stop. I had a couple girls the other day pull up next to me then back up at the light so they could see it better. Needless to say dating one of them now, so I guess it works.

 

 

How the HE!! can you throw trash in the back of your truck. And if anyone ever threw anything in the back of my truck i would i have blown out their tires. I would have stopped got that lemon and fired right back at her.

 

See, that's the difference between the refined, classy, dignified Black Lightning owners, over the the "other" L owners who throw trash in their Red L's, and let wild rabbits ride in their Silver trucks! Let's hope this habbit doesn't spread to the White and Blue Lightnings!

p.s. Pink Bulldogs are an exception!

 

not too long ago, two hot girls in oncomming traffic pulled over while we were sitting at a light and signaled to roll the window down, they were like hey. niiiiiice truck...with a smile and a wink. Get the goody looks from girls that are always going into the dunkin donuts near my store all the time.....

 

Great...glad to see you're a litterbug. How about throwing things away instead of letting them fly around on the road?

 

Dude...you do dress like a Leprechaun and drive around town! I'ze seen it with my own two eyes.

 

Poor lemon girl, give me her number and I'll take care of it.

 

Here's my $0.02

-If you say she's fun and nice to talk to, as well as a possible hottie, why think any longer. My truck 'works' for me all the time. I don't have to do anything, but drive. They come to me. What's your prob, bro? I say take bull/lemon by the horns.

-I'd find out WTF was up with the lemon!?! Like, who the hell has a lemon on them? Unless they just went grocery shopping. But come on. There had to be something other than a lemon to throw. BTW, most civilized people find some other way to get their phone # out, other than throwing chit at your vehicle. WTF??? I would stopped, got out and levelled the ****** who threw it.

-If you reject it though, and say she's all right from what you know of her, pass on the # to someone here. Why waste it. Call her up and say you have the Lightning friend of yours, etc, and so on.

-The whole lemon thing is really confusing still man. I dunno.

-Also. A prom is usually something that you go to with someone that means something to you/them. Rather weird that (a) she'd just invite anyone off the street. (b) make the invite into a flying projectile lemon. (c) basically liking you for your truck, but then throwing the typical 'phone-#-lemon' at it. And (d) too chicken to face you in person, follow you, signal to pull over, get out of the vehicle at a stop, etc, and instead throw some frikken citrus atchya???

-Why not take a chance? Just a date man. I COULDN'T just leave it where it lies. The whole lemon chucking thing would drive me nuts.

Cheers;

 

So your a chubby chaser huh

--Joe