horse trobble
horse trobble
at my house my parents have horses and refuse to pinn them up
today i went out to my truck and saw a big screatch on the bed cover where the horses had bit my truck i cant build a fince around itand cant kill them what do i do? please help me.
today i went out to my truck and saw a big screatch on the bed cover where the horses had bit my truck i cant build a fince around itand cant kill them what do i do? please help me.
It sounds like you need some Divine Intervention also. Please send a check to Chikenears in the amount of $50 and the horse will disappear ... or something
Last edited by Chikenears; Mar 18, 2002 at 10:06 PM.
Re: horse trobble
Originally posted by 01FordLightning
at my house my parents have horses and refuse to pinn them up
today i went out to my truck and saw a big screatch on the bed cover where the horses had bit my truck i cant build a fince around itand cant kill them what do i do? please help me.
at my house my parents have horses and refuse to pinn them up
today i went out to my truck and saw a big screatch on the bed cover where the horses had bit my truck i cant build a fince around itand cant kill them what do i do? please help me.
Go to a taxidermist and get yourself a cougar or some other large cat. Set it out next to your truck to "guard" it. It should work like a charm. If you could hook up a recording of big cat noises to some sort of proximity detector, you'll really have things covered.
I hope your parents horses have strong hearts though.

I hope your parents horses have strong hearts though.
This topic is very close to my heart tonight. Apparently while I was in the shower this a.m. my 6 mos. old Labrador puppy decided to jump up on the passenger side of my truck. I love this dog(also have a 6 year old lab) but I was sick to my stomach seeing those scratches on my truck. Still have the 30 day tags on it. I would say 95-98% will buff out and then Zaino will go to work to polish it back over. It really discouraged me this morning and I am still not over the fact that my brand new truck has been marred by my own dog. Oh yeah, this was about horses or something. I've been rambling on like this all day. I think I am in a daze, maybe I will wake up and there will be no scratches. Yeah, a dream, that would be great.
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So Chickenears is that $50.oo a horse??? I have a neighbor here with about 17 cats no exageration we counted 17+ cats on her front porch one day at feeding time any other time there all over the vehicles on the street. I try to keep my truck in the garage but while I'm working on something in the garage I have to leave it in the drive way. So what do you charge to get rid of cats??? The ASPCA said I can't hurt them it is a felony even if they are damaging a $32,000+ truck or flowerbeds or smelling up the place with that spray they do.
Please send a check to Chikenears in the amount of $50 and the horse will disappear ... or something
So Chickenears is that $50.oo a horse??? I have a neighbor here with about 17 cats no exageration we counted 17+ cats on her front porch one day at feeding time any other time there all over the vehicles on the street. I try to keep my truck in the garage but while I'm working on something in the garage I have to leave it in the drive way. So what do you charge to get rid of cats??? The ASPCA said I can't hurt them it is a felony even if they are damaging a $32,000+ truck or flowerbeds or smelling up the place with that spray they do.
Sister Mary~ has perfected horse removal and is working on cats but at this point she's still in the R&D stage. She is working on a way to turn their own spray against them. When the process is complete I'll let you know. She's very secretive about R&D so I can't tell you much about it, only that it won't hurt the cat longterm and involves a slingshot.
...or somethin
Last edited by Chikenears; Mar 19, 2002 at 09:10 AM.
I don't want to hurt the cat's but I'm at the point where enough is enough my snuglid looks like you scrubed it down with steel wool in some spots where the jump on it and sleep or what ever else there doing on the truck I don't even want to know. They had a litter of 8 kittens inside my neighbors $60,000 Scarab boat tore up the cover to get in then the mess of the litter and the smell was inberable!!
I'm not that good of a shot with a sling shot I would be replacing windows at that point.
I'm not that good of a shot with a sling shot I would be replacing windows at that point.
Originally posted by RA6870
I have a neighbor here with about 17 cats no exageration we counted 17+ cats on her front porch one day at feeding time any other time there all over the vehicles on the street. So what do you charge to get rid of cats???
I have a neighbor here with about 17 cats no exageration we counted 17+ cats on her front porch one day at feeding time any other time there all over the vehicles on the street. So what do you charge to get rid of cats???
Originally posted by Litning lover
What makes pussies go away? Call them by the wrong name.
What makes pussies go away? Call them by the wrong name.
Do you know what Brook Gordon does after she shaves her puzzy? She puts him in the car and drives him to the race track.
Not that anyone really is helping this problem; I'm actually going to attempt to.
;-)
Animals are stupid. Everything is association. If they relate bad things to the L they'll stay away from it. If everytime the horse/cat/ animal was near the truck, it was sprayed with something (water, pepper spray) and they didn't know where it came from, they would associate your truck with that bad thing. It does work. It probably won't work too good if you have dozens of that animal you're trying to keep away. If they know it is you doing it, they'll just wait till you leave.
They do make pellets that can be layed in the area(s) you want to keep the animal away from. Sometimes it works, other time it doesn't. Just return the product.
p.s. - i worked in a pet store for five years!
:-)
Good Luck
John
;-)
Animals are stupid. Everything is association. If they relate bad things to the L they'll stay away from it. If everytime the horse/cat/ animal was near the truck, it was sprayed with something (water, pepper spray) and they didn't know where it came from, they would associate your truck with that bad thing. It does work. It probably won't work too good if you have dozens of that animal you're trying to keep away. If they know it is you doing it, they'll just wait till you leave.
They do make pellets that can be layed in the area(s) you want to keep the animal away from. Sometimes it works, other time it doesn't. Just return the product.
p.s. - i worked in a pet store for five years!
:-)
Good Luck
John


