Terrorist Hybrids Multiplying in the South
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The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi would
like to announce that they have made a disturbing
discovery in their states. Apparently, a small
number of terrorists have become romantically
involved with the locals. The result was not pretty,
and we now have the sad task of reporting a new
hybrid ethnic group, ISLAMABUBBAS .

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been
reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate
and seal them off. To date, we have identified the
following:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from
one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin
Lovin.



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Thanks,