-Drivers who RICE out a domestic 4-banger and put TYPE R Stickers on 'em!

-Drivers who drive with their heads up near the steering wheel to "look cool"

-Drivers who recline their front seat ALL THE WAY BACK to "look cool"

-Drivers who turn from middle lanes!

-Drivers who drive with Headphones!

-People who use THE CLUB on a car that's worth less than THE CLUB.

-People that use THE CLUB in their garage!

and my favorite of the day, a guy who deserves to have a bad case of hemorrhoids develop on his wedding night! A guy who lives around here (UNFORTUNATELY) in a Honda Civic that drives around w/16-18psi of pressure in his front tires (steel wheels w/no hubcaps) and no interior!!! So I pull up to him the other day and ask him why? He says to get better traction when lining up at a street light and to reduce weight! This f*#&ing guy is living in a 1/4 mile dreamland!!! Someone please help me!

 

-Drivers that cut you off then get mad at you.
-Drivers that turn a different direction then there blinker.
-Drivers that go more the 10 mph under the speed limit.
-Drivers that dont understand why your mad when they almost hit you.
-Drivers that go faster and slow down next to you while you have cruise controll on.
-Drivers that slow down to look at stuff.
-Drivers that turn there factory stereos to the point of distortion.
-Drivers that dont notice ppl on motorcycles.
-Japanese writing on an american car.(In Japan do they out english letters on there cars)
-People that take your assigned parking spot.
-People that dont understand what they have done wrong when it is obvious to everyone what it was.
-People that hold up the line at the bank in the drive-thru to write there deposite slips, etc.... when they should do it before they get in the line.
-Drivers that are turning right that wait for a green light no matter if anyone if coming or not.
Thats all i can think of right now.

 

People who have assigned parking places

People who steal all of the deposit slips at the ATM so that they can have it filled out before they arrive

There's always another side Lighten up!

 

Drivers who think the left lane is the "fast" lane. Well, yes. Kind of. But more precisely, it's a passing lane. It doesn't give you a god-given right to stay on it, just because you're driving "fast." I don't care how fast you're driving on the left lane ie. passing lane. When someone faster comes along behind you, you move your fast butt off to the right lane and let him pass. Your job is not to regulate traffic speed. Your job is to move the he!l to the right when I come up fast on your a$$.

And of course, drivers who thinks "the" left lane is "a" left lane, same as the right lane, and the one right of that, except it's on the left. You guys just need to die. Now.

And someone who drives way too fast for the condition.

 

are you a George Carlin fan MiamiwhiteSVT-L?

 

Drivers that stop in the road and put it in reverse because they just missed their turn and theres no possible way that they could ever get to their destination by going around the block or pulling a U'y asap....

Jeff

 

-Drivers on their cell phones that cut you off, but aren't aware of you honking at them

-4 bangers that pull up next to the L and rev up

-The old hag in her Navigator that rolled up her window in my face when I asked her to move out of my parking spot. I have NEVER felt anger so high towards someone before

 

A woman in a mini-van with a load of kids on her way to a soccer game and a cell phone stuck in her ear.

 

The jerks that Key cars


And especialy the **** that scratcjed the hell out of my drivers side mirror and I only have 1500 miles on her

 

For sure on the slow, traffic-obstructing, left-hand lane road hog Morons!!!!!!!!! Kill-'em all! 75% of these jerks are driving Buicks.

Three more nominations:

The clowns who are stopped at a cross-street, who see you coming and there's no one else behind you for six days, but who pull out in front of you anyway, and then go 40 MPH or turn off again in 1000 yds (a favorite farmer trick).

The boneheads who stop at a stoplight and leave about 3 car-lengths between them and the vehicle in front of them. What's up with that, anyway???????

Farmers who decide to haul the wagon of corn into town or the manure spreader to the field before dawn or after dark and have NO warning lights on their tractors. Or else they pick a foggy morning to do it. Get a CLUE! Since they pay no road use taxes, I suppose they figure they don't have to obey the laws. Do you suppose they feel any remorse when they kill a family of 5 who are surprised to find them going 10 MPH in a 55 MPH zone?

OK, I feel better now.

 

people that think just because i have 18 wheels i can stop faster and it helps if they tap THEIR brakes!!! HEY DUMBA$$!, at 60 mph weighing 80,000 lbs it takes 100 yards to stop on flat dry surface.
(and thats not including the slosh/surge of 9000 gal.s of fuel)also get a cup full of gas, pour it out and count to 10 (let the fumes spread) and then light a match, you don't even need to make it land on the gas ! now think what over 9000 gals can do??? that last part is for the dumba$$ comes up to me smoking while i dropping gas at the gas station

 

i hear you there, just like the people who keep their car running at a gas station while filling up,,, dont know for sure, but seems dangerous to me.

 

How about the guy that just has to pass you before he gets off the highway, then cuts you off to make his turn when there was no-one around for a mile and he could have just gone behind you and left unnoticed. People around here all stop at yield signs and slow down for stop signs. Just my 2 cents.

 

1. Ryan/Bryan, the R/T cornhole 'twins'
2. Any and all Audi TT owners.
3. RTKilla
4. Soccer Moms, P.e.T.A., N.O.W.
5. other 'Extremist' Liberals...scratch that... all Liberals.
6. Those posting in ALL CAPS and/or have no command of the English language or grammar usage.
7. Individuals that 'aim' their vehicles.

 

add to Speedin Bob's :

8. ANY damn mini van driver PERIOD...