And he decided the first thing he was going to buy was a new Ford Lightning, and hire a professional race car driver, to drive him around looking for other hot trucks to race.

He and his new driver were driving around town when he spotted a guy parked in a fancy Ford Lightning, with every imaginable option, in a big parking lot. He ordered his driver to pull up next to the fancy Ford Lightning and he rolled his window down and said, "I have a professional race car driver to drive my Lightning!" The other guy rolled down his window and said, "I have a professional driver too. And I have a big screen TV in mine....do you have that?!!"

The first guy rolled up his window and told his driver to go directly to the nearest Ford Dealer, where he had them install a big screen. Then, they returned to the same parking lot and found the guy still sitting in his Lightning with every possible option. He ordered his driver to pull up next to him again and he noticed the windows were all steamed up. He reached out his window and knocked on the other guys window.

When the guy's steamed up window finally rolled down the guy said, "Yea?!!" The first guy said, "I have a big screen TV in mine too!!"

With steam rolling out of the guys window, the second guy said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that??!!"

BillVoyles
RedLowRyder

 

what the hell is this.

 

ditto

 

Then Bill's alarm clock went off and he had to wake up... lol

Roger

 

and if your all wondering who the mysterious driver was, it was my wife, Morgan Fairchild, yea

 

Very Interesting Little Billy

 

Got to be one of those 'it' is coming adds for the new big screen mod!!! I can't wait!!!

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