OT - You've got some classy women in Texas
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OT - You've got some classy women in Texas
I was in Vegas over the weekend while the National Rodeo Finals were going on. I was playing blackjack, and I was sitting next to a VERY nice looking Texas girl, about 25 years old. She was drinking a beer while playing. After a few hands I noticed she was also holding a second beer bottle on her chair. I asked her why she had the second beer bottle, and she said "I'm using that one to spit".
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thats kinda funny, but heres something funny to, no flame or anything, just funny 
, my cousin goes to school in Mississippi, hes the type of guy every girl loves, wish i had that quality, and he was telling me a beautiful beautiful girl came up to him at a party one night, in fact the most beautiful girl he has seen so far up there, and the first thing that came out of her mouth was, "my bruthr and ma dad went doooove huntin this weekend" and he was telling me how she sounded like a guy kinda in a girly way of course and she sounded very very country, he said it caught him totally off gaurd, i thought yall would like that as much as i did, if not, maybe you have to hear it instead
, my cousin goes to school in Mississippi, hes the type of guy every girl loves, wish i had that quality, and he was telling me a beautiful beautiful girl came up to him at a party one night, in fact the most beautiful girl he has seen so far up there, and the first thing that came out of her mouth was, "my bruthr and ma dad went doooove huntin this weekend" and he was telling me how she sounded like a guy kinda in a girly way of course and she sounded very very country, he said it caught him totally off gaurd, i thought yall would like that as much as i did, if not, maybe you have to hear it instead
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Good thread!!!
It reminded me of a party I went to when I was at UC Irvine. My girlfriend was a bit toasted and knew I had some chew in my mouth. We were outside and she said "KISS ME!" just as an older couple walked by. I gave her a small kiss, moved my head to the side of hers and spit over her shoulder. The couple was a bit shocked, especially when they heard Laura ask "Kiss me AGAIN!"
Later on that night, she decided to try it. It was funny when she tried to spit as "feminine" and indiscreet as possible, which is a contradiction and almost impossible. All was fine until she got a good buzz and fell over.
It reminded me of a party I went to when I was at UC Irvine. My girlfriend was a bit toasted and knew I had some chew in my mouth. We were outside and she said "KISS ME!" just as an older couple walked by. I gave her a small kiss, moved my head to the side of hers and spit over her shoulder. The couple was a bit shocked, especially when they heard Laura ask "Kiss me AGAIN!"
Later on that night, she decided to try it. It was funny when she tried to spit as "feminine" and indiscreet as possible, which is a contradiction and almost impossible. All was fine until she got a good buzz and fell over.
