Well here it is I was coming home tonight and I noticed a windstar mini van next to me at the lite, he was acting a little froggy like he wanted to race, could this fool be for real? could he possibly mistaken the L for a caravan? well the lite turned green and he was off like a bat outta hell, I peddled the gas a little to show him his efforts were futile, but he persisted, well my heart wasn't in it besides I didn't want to risk a ticket racing that fool so I let him go. I'm sure he got an ego boost outta it, bisides even fools in mini vans need kill stories now and then.

 

Not to worry. I'm sure there is a soccer mom that will wax him on Saturday.