Ode to a Tuner
Oh, ______ (Jim/John/Sal) can i buy me, some mid-range torque,
my friends drive high revvers, i must move this pork,
i've raced all my lifetime, in Mopars and Fords,
oh,_____ (Jim/John/Sal) can i buy me, some mid-range torque,
everybody now,,,,,
sorry but, i was riding the scooter across Lake Pontchartrain this am, and as the sun rose from the lake, Janis was belting out her need for a trophy vehicle, and i was downshifting for no damn reason at all
i love Fridays in a fast ride 
my friends drive high revvers, i must move this pork,
i've raced all my lifetime, in Mopars and Fords,
oh,_____ (Jim/John/Sal) can i buy me, some mid-range torque,
everybody now,,,,,
sorry but, i was riding the scooter across Lake Pontchartrain this am, and as the sun rose from the lake, Janis was belting out her need for a trophy vehicle, and i was downshifting for no damn reason at all
i love Fridays in a fast ride 
The heck with a po-boy. Lets go to Pat OBrians, sing the old songs with the girls and get drunk. 
noelvm

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