Dr. D
Dr. D
Did you make it to the car show sat. night in prince fred. i went around 8:30. There were atleast 150 cars there. I am going to have to go again. You were right we should all meet up there.
Brandon
Brandon
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https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...threadid=49716
THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL
The following is an actual question given on a University of XXXXXXX chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
_____
Most of the student's wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the
world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until: Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by my girlfriend during my Freshman year,
that "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual
relations with her, then, Option #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
_________________________________________________
And yes, I'll be there about 5-5:30. Maybe if we put 4 or 5 of these together someone will notice-yes?
So far 2 reds, 1 black.
How 'bout some diversity here? Some white & silver (oops-Confederate gray)
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...threadid=49716
THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL
The following is an actual question given on a University of XXXXXXX chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
_____
Most of the student's wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas
cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,
it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the
world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until: Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by my girlfriend during my Freshman year,
that "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual
relations with her, then, Option #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
_________________________________________________
And yes, I'll be there about 5-5:30. Maybe if we put 4 or 5 of these together someone will notice-yes?
So far 2 reds, 1 black.
How 'bout some diversity here? Some white & silver (oops-Confederate gray)
Last edited by DR.D; Sep 4, 2001 at 12:17 PM.


