Three samuri were trying out for the Kings #1 samuri spot.

First Japanese samuri pulled out little box. Opens it and a fly flies out. Japanese samuri draws sword slash/slash and cuts the fly in half. King pleased.

Second Chinese samuri pulls out little box. Opens and a fly flies out. Chinese samuri draws sword slash/slash and cuts the fly in quarters. King very pleased.

Third Jewish samuri pulls out little box. Opens it and a fly flies out.
Jewish samuri draws sword slash/slash but fly flies away. King not pleased. King shakes his head.

Jewish samuri says "dead is easy. Circumcision is real skill".


I thought we could use a little levity

 

Good joke!

How did Monday at the dealer go?

Dan

 

Lrod,
No problems at the dealer. None expected at this point. I am leaving in a minute to pick it up.
Later

 

Just a note in case you care... Samurai are from Japan. You don't want to sound ignorant, right?