It was so funny I had to tell you guys. I was leaving the bar last night at about 2am when I came across an 01' Mustang GT. The was a girl driving and boyfriend was riding. I got stopped at a red light and had the window down. The girl proceeds to tell me that her Pony would kick my "EXTREME'S" a$$. I didn't have time to tell her that my truck was not a Chevy Extreme before the light turned green and I promptly put about 5 car lengths on her. At the next stop light her boyfriend had explained to her that it was an F-150 and she apologized for the mistake but said she didn't understand how a pickup beat her almighty Mustang. I didn't have the energy to explain that it was a lightning so I promptly whooped her butt again.

 

That's not a kill, that's a well deserved spanking. Hope she enjoyed it

 

Yeah I gotta go with FR on that one! Good spanking though!

 

Yeah, I get that all the time. Is that your extreme in the parking lot!! I can't believe these people don't see the difference from an L to an Extreme.

 

ROFL. The difference is a better looking and 4 x faster truck

 

Nice kill. Also nice is that Mr. Boyfriend didn't get all worked up over you spanking his girlfriend a couple times.....or something...

 

Speedin Bob,

Maybe he realized she had been a naughty girl and needed a spanking so he just sat back and watched her get spanked.

I think it's time to close this thread.....

 

My girlfriend was riding in my truck with me the other day and she pointed at an Extreme and said, "look, there's a little truck trying to look like yours". She's not into cars yet she could tell the difference!

 

I thought the girl was an airhead. Saturday night cruising home guess who I saw. This time her boyfriend was driving. They asked me to pull in to a gas station so they could check out my truck. I did, but man it was like talking to two wooden posts. It took me 30 minutes to convince them that was the way Ford sold it to me. Well long story short the boyfriend said he was a better driver so he wanted to take a try. He was right, he was a better driver I only put 4 truck lengths on him I stopped a couple miles down the road and he informed me that he had a 97 Camaro that could stomp a hole in my A$$. I wasn't rude I just told him that I'd be around next Saturday to receive my whoopin'

 

I hope you woop the guys a$$. Not just in one of his rides but both. It happened to me once. Challenged a race. Got wooped. Came back for a second time with the Stang. Got wooped. Made me laugh. I had to give the guy credit had one fats 67 Fast Back Gt. Could really drive the thing.

 

I had a sunfire try and mess with me last night.

Would that even be considered a kill? It was a sunfire.

 

On Sunday, I had someone in a riced-out Civic Si trying 4 times to get ahead of me leaving from intersections. Finally (at the 5th light) he rolls down his window and says: "My air filter must be dirty again." !!!

So I asked him politely if he ever considered that I might be simply 10x faster. He says:"Naww, its a truck." ?!?!?!

 

is that some kinda' pan fish? Probably on the endangered specis list too....

 

Hey NIXSVT, great story!

 

I love these stories!