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Old May 29, 2001 | 03:50 PM
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again with the old lady thing.. was WFC4 your honeymoon? LOL

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Old May 29, 2001 | 04:34 PM
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No thats just what I call her cause she always act's like a old lady bitch. I'm really getting tired of this one. No matter what I ever say to her or tell her I'm lying. WTF! I can't live like this.

last night I was over at her apartment and she started this bull**** with me and I told her how it was. yelling of course because she doesn't ever let me talk so I have to talk louder. Well needless to say I left her place at about 1:30 in the morning and got in the L and drove home in about 10 minutes. usally takes me 25, I got lucky there was no cops. truck hauls *** in the cold. Anyway, I'm not calling her up until she calls me first.

I acutally looked her in her face and told her I didn't need her and that I could go get another girlfriend. she didn't like that and she got pissed. but when I left I noticed that her tone of voice changed to a more timid version of her bitchy self. Well she's got something coming if she thinks she can f@#k with me. I don't need, and I don't want it.

Atleast I got a few days to work on the truck now. rework all the wires and make things allot easier for me to change plugs. HAHAHAHA. I'm looking foward to some quality alone time with myself.

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Old May 29, 2001 | 04:56 PM
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Calm Down bud You need to PURGE a little to relief that excess pressure
Do what I did...find yourself a woman that also likes to Drag race, and all will be fine.Not to mention it adds a second car to the Drag family

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Old May 29, 2001 | 05:01 PM
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God how i wish i had the kind of power a lightning does. But I would miss my 4x4 capabilites if I got a lightning. Just waiting till i scrape up enough cash to drop a new supercharger in my 5.4. Man i envy each and every lightning owner there is....

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Old May 29, 2001 | 05:06 PM
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Spiro, I ordered the purge kit and the fuel pressure safety switch. I took all the EGR stuff off and she runs good, but the service engine soon light came back on. something didn't get turned off. I'll have sal check it the next time I see him, which will hopefully be soon. I ordered my 20 inch lightning wheels too. WOW, I nuts.

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Old May 29, 2001 | 05:09 PM
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Spiro its had to find a girl who likes to drag race and is good looking. I hate to say it but she has to look good also. If I'm not sexually attracted to her then its never going to last that long.

I like sex almost as much as drag racing you know.
 
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Old May 29, 2001 | 05:15 PM
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I would not mess with a Viper or Porsche 911 turbo if it were for money.

Granted there are Viper owners that cannot drive, but a 911 with Awd will hook in any weather! then leave most anything behind!

But when it comes down to cost and you are in a truck, most everyone loves the lightning even when they lose!

Here is a tip for you with the woman. When they start yelling and getting all emotional, just tell them "talk to me when you are not mad". Then leave or hangup.

Makes them feel bad and gets you out of the situation without incident.
 
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Old May 29, 2001 | 05:58 PM
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I don't know if that would work matt. does it, I guess I'll have to try it next time.
 
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Old May 29, 2001 | 07:55 PM
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Doesn't work....Been there, Done that

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Old May 29, 2001 | 09:28 PM
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Old May 29, 2001 | 10:10 PM
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RTKILLA, you know that an L can't out run a Vette . Yellow 00 said so !But I did get a chance to play with 355 Spyder today and Vette and Z28/TA. It seems like in Dallas there are alot of cars that are "FAST" HEHE . I'm glad you spanked a Vette , maybe it was not running good HEHE .The one I ran must of been a Lemmon or something . I'm glad I didn't get a Vette because everybody would think I was a D_ _ k too .
 
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Old May 30, 2001 | 12:21 AM
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I love this truck so much.

monday I was crusing around with the old lady and we pulled up to this stop light out in downer's groove. Well this guy in his bright yellow corvette pulls up next to me and starts to rev up his motor like he wants some. SO I did my little brake torque to acknoledge his willingness to loose a race to a 5000+ truck. So we took off and it was over from the start. Takeing off my front sway bar was the best thing I ever did that was free. My truck didn't even spin the tires that much. she just hooked and went like a bat out of hell. Anyway I took off and the vette was about three or four cars behind me by the time we got up to 100MPH, so I backed down and stopped at the next light. So this time the guy pulls up next to me and gives me a little wave of the hand and makes a right hand turn as his tail hides between his legs. What a punk!

Everyday I wake up and love the feeling of just seeing this truck in my garage. I'll never sell my baby, and I'm thinking that I might not make her a full blown drag truck either. after that kind of kill you just want to go seek and destroy a viper or a turbo porsche. still waiting for that moment! It will come, and I will be ready!

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Old May 30, 2001 | 12:21 AM
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RTKILLA: Good Kill! Hmmm, let me see. 12.45 @ 112.35mph!!! WOW!! Hopefully my next Vette will give you a good run. The one I have now would definitely NOT. The MPH is very impressive......

Power Stroke 250: Ahhh, I see you never responded to my "offer". I wonder why that is? Could it be because..... Well, you know the reason.
 
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Old May 30, 2001 | 12:41 AM
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KILLA,
I guess I got lucky...I found myself a hot girl with a hot car...and likes to drag, where could I go wrong And she runs a 5-spd YEA BABY!!!!
Hey....we all like Sex as much as Drag racing LOL

Call me tomorrow if you want to talk about the chip.

 
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