Minnesota Cold.
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Minnesota Cold.
Found this, thought it was kind of funny. We need a lighter mood on this board right now, so I thought you all might enjoy.
Brian
Official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
60 above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
woolly hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt
15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die...
Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door
to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the
keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold
hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale).
People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl!
Brian
Official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
60 above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
woolly hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt
15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it
gets cold.
0
People in Miami all die...
Minnesotans lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door
to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Minnesota rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the
keg.
297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold
hands.
460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale).
People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl!
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If they kept the track open all year we would all be there, going for record times instead of going to Florida with the other Snowbirds.
Jim
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Jim
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by reality1:
If they kept the track open all year we would all be there, going for record times instead of going to Florida with the other Snowbirds.
Jim
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If they kept the track open all year we would all be there, going for record times instead of going to Florida with the other Snowbirds.
Jim
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For some odd reason I believe this group would be doing that.
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