Lightning joke
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Lightning joke
I just made this up, but it may have been thought of before...
What's the easiest way to add 50 hp to a Lightning?
Put a Civic in the bed.
-Ollie
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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!!!"
-Elwood Blues
[This message has been edited by felonious (edited 05-17-2001).]
What's the easiest way to add 50 hp to a Lightning?
Put a Civic in the bed.
-Ollie
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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!!!"
-Elwood Blues
[This message has been edited by felonious (edited 05-17-2001).]
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felonious:
That is pretty good, but you should change trunk to bed. Then it would be perfect.
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Bill
'00 white lightning-#2030 of 4966-4/6/00 thursday
muth mirrors,door key pad mod,fog light mod, Homelink remote
clear corners, super white; headlights,corners,fogs,
trenz billet upper and lower grills, billet 3rd brake light cover,
Bedrug, harley davidson tonneau cover,
JDM flip chip, JDM lower pulley on order, 90mm mass air, JDM tranny mod,JDM 5"aluminum driveshaft, driveshaft safteyloop on order
J.L. stage 2 ram air kit
BellTech 3/4 lowering kit
2001 tails installed,2001 headlights on order,
20" chrome lightning wheels on order
Bassani exhaust (full meal deal, coated) soon to be installed
more to come....
my zing albums-_-click here-_
'00 harley davidson FLSTC tons of custom parts..
'99.5 nissan pathfinder le-STILLEN EQUIPPED
'88 toyota show truck(TONKA)
'91 toyota mr2 turbo (to many mods to list)
'00 yamaha banshee(toomy race kit/chrome pipes)
That is pretty good, but you should change trunk to bed. Then it would be perfect.
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Bill
'00 white lightning-#2030 of 4966-4/6/00 thursday
muth mirrors,door key pad mod,fog light mod, Homelink remote
clear corners, super white; headlights,corners,fogs,
trenz billet upper and lower grills, billet 3rd brake light cover,
Bedrug, harley davidson tonneau cover,
JDM flip chip, JDM lower pulley on order, 90mm mass air, JDM tranny mod,JDM 5"aluminum driveshaft, driveshaft safteyloop on order
J.L. stage 2 ram air kit
BellTech 3/4 lowering kit
2001 tails installed,2001 headlights on order,
20" chrome lightning wheels on order
Bassani exhaust (full meal deal, coated) soon to be installed
more to come....
my zing albums-_-click here-_
'00 harley davidson FLSTC tons of custom parts..
'99.5 nissan pathfinder le-STILLEN EQUIPPED
'88 toyota show truck(TONKA)
'91 toyota mr2 turbo (to many mods to list)
'00 yamaha banshee(toomy race kit/chrome pipes)
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Well, you know what I mean, trunk = bed. I thought it sounded funnier with "trunk". Thanks for enjoying it, though!
-Ollie
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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!!!"
-Elwood Blues
-Ollie
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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!!!"
-Elwood Blues
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One Time on the Old Lightning email list someone made a comment like
"The only way you will get that POS (insert model here) to break into the 13's is to weld it to the bumper of my lightning"
Always liked that one....
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"The only way you will get that POS (insert model here) to break into the 13's is to weld it to the bumper of my lightning"
Always liked that one....
[This message has been edited by Eric Sapp (edited 05-17-2001).]
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There are some Civics you do not want to mess with.
http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/ar...e01_0301.shtml
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
'84 Alan Record Carbonio, Aerospoke wheels, Campy brakes.
'00 SVT Lightning, silver, built 2/9/00, #133 of 4966, G-tech Pro, JBA headers, 4.10 gears, Swanson chip, Pro-M, NGK plugs, carbon drive shaft, Roadmaster suspension kit, TransGo shift kit, cam bolts, Jackson washers, Wet Okoles, Kenyon transmission
13.39 @ 102.5
2001 Kevlacat 2400, twin 115 Evinrude FICHT, Raytheon VHF, radar, autopilot and GPS chartplotter/fishfinder.
gmvye@pacbell.net
http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/ar...e01_0301.shtml
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
'84 Alan Record Carbonio, Aerospoke wheels, Campy brakes.
'00 SVT Lightning, silver, built 2/9/00, #133 of 4966, G-tech Pro, JBA headers, 4.10 gears, Swanson chip, Pro-M, NGK plugs, carbon drive shaft, Roadmaster suspension kit, TransGo shift kit, cam bolts, Jackson washers, Wet Okoles, Kenyon transmission
13.39 @ 102.5
2001 Kevlacat 2400, twin 115 Evinrude FICHT, Raytheon VHF, radar, autopilot and GPS chartplotter/fishfinder.
gmvye@pacbell.net