Joke for Your Monday
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Joke for Your Monday
A fellow bought a new Lightning and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The windows were down, the breeze was
blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Lightning," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The supercharger kicked in and the needle hit 100, 110.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the awesome truck. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can
give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Tom Liss
2001 Black Lightning ordered 02/06/2001
2001 Black Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo
1994 Blue Honda Accord EX
blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Lightning," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The supercharger kicked in and the needle hit 100, 110.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the awesome truck. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can
give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Tom Liss
2001 Black Lightning ordered 02/06/2001
2001 Black Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo
1994 Blue Honda Accord EX
