Are YOU a RACER?Funny
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Are YOU a RACER?Funny
Took this off another BB.
You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
You take your helment with you when you go to a dealership for a test drive.
Every time you go to the grocery store you fell compelled to beat your previous time.
When something falls off your car,you wonderhow much weight you just saved.
When you hear 'overcooked it'instead of food you think 'off track'.
You change engine oil every other week and check tire psi every other day.
You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind you how to drive around a hiway off ramp.
You once hand an argument with your wife over whether you should pay the morgage on time or get those new heads while they are on sale.
You push your cart through the proper line in the grocery store.
You've paid $4.00 a gal for gas without complaining
You bought a tow vehicle instead of braces for your kid.
You and your wife go house hunting and you never actually get inside the house because you are checking out the garage for 220v.
Your wife doesn't understand why you need 3 sets of tires for ONE vehicle.
You have car parts at your cubicle at work.
You think lthe last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Start your engines"
You're registered for wedding gifts at Edelbrock and Griggs.
Your xmas list begins with a new set of BFG R1s and your significant other knows what these are.
People know you by your car # or the # "offs"
Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
You complain when cars in front of you on hiway off ramps don't stay on line,causing your exit speed to drop.
A neighbor asks you if you have any oil to which you reply"Synthetic or Organic?" and they reply ,corn
You refer to the first corner down from your house as turn one.
You always late apex the intersection and try and pass a few cars coming out.
You hate lond distance driving vacations but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
You saved broken car parts as "momemtos"
Instead of pic in your wallet you have timeslips
You've tweaked your riding lawn mower to improve its cornering ablity.
When some one asks you where you went to school you say Skip Barber
You own 5 cars and only 1 is street legal.
You've slalomed the construction zone and counted your penalty time in the rear veiw mirror afterwards
You know the racing line of every turn in your daily commute.
You have race shops on Speed Dial.
After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers"Why is there a race there?"
Hope you enjoy reading these .
[This message has been edited by Ruslow (edited 02-18-2001).]
You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
You take your helment with you when you go to a dealership for a test drive.
Every time you go to the grocery store you fell compelled to beat your previous time.
When something falls off your car,you wonderhow much weight you just saved.
When you hear 'overcooked it'instead of food you think 'off track'.
You change engine oil every other week and check tire psi every other day.
You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind you how to drive around a hiway off ramp.
You once hand an argument with your wife over whether you should pay the morgage on time or get those new heads while they are on sale.
You push your cart through the proper line in the grocery store.
You've paid $4.00 a gal for gas without complaining
You bought a tow vehicle instead of braces for your kid.
You and your wife go house hunting and you never actually get inside the house because you are checking out the garage for 220v.
Your wife doesn't understand why you need 3 sets of tires for ONE vehicle.
You have car parts at your cubicle at work.
You think lthe last line of the Star Spangled Banner is "Start your engines"
You're registered for wedding gifts at Edelbrock and Griggs.
Your xmas list begins with a new set of BFG R1s and your significant other knows what these are.
People know you by your car # or the # "offs"
Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
You complain when cars in front of you on hiway off ramps don't stay on line,causing your exit speed to drop.
A neighbor asks you if you have any oil to which you reply"Synthetic or Organic?" and they reply ,corn
You refer to the first corner down from your house as turn one.
You always late apex the intersection and try and pass a few cars coming out.
You hate lond distance driving vacations but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
You saved broken car parts as "momemtos"
Instead of pic in your wallet you have timeslips
You've tweaked your riding lawn mower to improve its cornering ablity.
When some one asks you where you went to school you say Skip Barber
You own 5 cars and only 1 is street legal.
You've slalomed the construction zone and counted your penalty time in the rear veiw mirror afterwards
You know the racing line of every turn in your daily commute.
You have race shops on Speed Dial.
After you tell your wife where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers"Why is there a race there?"
Hope you enjoy reading these .
[This message has been edited by Ruslow (edited 02-18-2001).]
