Blue blood emails me and ask me if i knew of a specific Lightning up near me whos owner was in florida and was talking some serious trash.To be nice ,lets just say his truck was "struck" with the ugly stick a few times on the hood and sides.This guy told blue blood he is running in the twelves,has 20lbs of boost and was feeding him some other BS BS BS BS stories and this guy actually won a show down in florida.
To keep it nice and friendly,I will post my email to blue blood but I will be nice Lets just say i confirmed he has never hit 12s and this guy has some real personallity issues.

from blue blood:
I was at a car show last week and me some guy named Bob from N.H. with a red Lightning. He was older and had a bunch of poopy graphics on his truck, and seemed totaly full of poop. He claimed 20 lb boost to me and 15 lb to another guy from the board. He says he runs in the 12s. he said he beat Johnny Lightning sometime last summer. The show was in Ocala Fl. and he claimed to drive down for the show. He also claimed it was 1800 miles and won $100 for driving the furthest. The pooper also won for best truck from 1980 - up! It was peoples choice. Most of the time the hood was up he had a stick or a Pepsi cup holding it!
Anyway I was wondering if you have run into him.
He also is THE one that got 44 hp from his Bassani system! I asked him if it was dynoed....of course he said yes!
I hate typing!!!
Let me know,
Tom


My reply was:
THIS IS A poopin RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not normally one to talk crap about someone when they cant stick up for themselves but this is a *blank* riot!!!!!!!

I met this guy at NE dragway one night.I approached him like i would any lightning owner shootin the poop.He was cold to talk too and thought he was a know it all.I know he was running a chip I cant remember.Its well known but not a jl,,jdm but the other one with a J in it.Popular chip , I forget the name.Anyway He was talking **** and i stayed away from him.If you read my post from a couple of weeks ago,I mentioned him in one of my replys about how people up here with lightnings seem to be poopie heads .Anyway,He was at FFW in NE the weekend I won street class.I approached him on sunday and told him i won,He replys he won the quick ford,I almost fell over cause I knew the guy who actually DID win!!!!! This guy is an poopie head,Grey hair about 45-50 years old.Red Lightning with lightning bolts all over the poopin truck with a aad cobra hood. I WILL TELL YOU HE HAS NEVER RUN IN THE 12S . He is a liar,poopie head ,know it all.If I remember correctley hes running like 13.5s.This guy needs a dyno up his poop chute.

You think that is bad,On sunday of the show,He won BEST LIGHTNING . Problem is he was the only 2nd generation in the show.I stayed racing and did not show.He also owns a beautiful yellow saleen .Most beautiful car I have ever seen! Too bad he owns it.


My point? Too bad this guy is this old and needs to lie about things,Shows his personality.Hes was the kind of kid whos daddy was tougher,his cars were faster ,and even his bycycle has unpopable tires.He gonna be famous in lightning land traveling the world like "THE NAKED COWBOY" except hell be called "LIGHTNING RAM ROD"


coming to a town near you!





[This message has been edited by Lightningquick (edited 01-22-2001).]

 

This all sounds kind of poopie!!

 

I saw this earlier, and I still have no idea what to say. I'll try this.

Sometomes I am glad I live in Alaska.

 

What else did you expect from a ****in' Yankee!

DUCK

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November 18, 1999 We will not forget.
The fallen 12 will live in our hearts forever.
Fightin' Texas Aggie Bonfire 1999

 

Careful Duck....All ****in Yankee's aren't the same..hhehehehehe
John from NC...Born & Bred in RI

 

Interesting reference to the "Naked Cowboy". I saw that dip-wad in Cincy a couple years ago at a big Labor Day fireworks event. What's the deal?

 

He been on Howard stern and Moral court.He goes around the country naked singin with his guitar hoping to be spotted and turned into a superstar.

 

You said he was kinda old.Maybe Alzhiemers (sp?) and/or possible Dyslexia (once again sp?)?? At least he has some cool rides!

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Mike Hague
'99 BLK LIGHTNING 13.13@102.26
'95 COBRA R #58 13.18@106+
'91 GMC Syclone 12.05@111.5,,so far

 

Well, NO,.......He is a genuine jackass.

Some people on this board and in real life might think Im an A-hole ,some might think im just outspoken.

Whatever i am you have to respect me because i am painfully honest. This guy is a joke!

 

I'm going to take some time and count exactly how many "poop" or poop-like words were in that post. Maybe not.

Hey, just keep him out of Florida.... We've already got our fair share..

 

Hey hey, that's not right about the yankee thing. Hey this guy could have 20 pounds of boost, maybe he covered up his exhaust pipe's. HEHEHEHE. He must be a moron and someday, we'll all meet him and shut him up. Chit talkers are the worst. Hey I got the Bassani, and maybe there is some kind of gain but not enough to make that much of a difference on the stock heads. Maybee he has some kind of ported and polished 4 valve head's. HAHAHAAHA yeah right.

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She has allot of toys on her.
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# 917 of 4000
Best ET. 13.42 at 100.98
best stock 13.96 at ?
2001 ET: 12.???
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