BUZZARD KILL
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From: Sopchoppy, FL, USA
BUZZARD KILL
We all post about our kills but this one has a different twist to it.
On the way to work this a.m. and with the cruise set on 80 i rounded a curve and three buzzards were having their breakfast of road kill. Two flushed out to the side, but this one ole daredevil bird thought that straight up was the way to go. well after a lightning enema he probably thought better of it. but when something is bearing down at 80, changing plans is not applicable. as i looked in the rear view, it was snowing feathers, so if he ain't dead, he is damn sure cold. he hit dead center at the top of the cab, but thankfully left no dent, only a small bit of liquid substance, that I will have my wife wash off later today.
On the way to work this a.m. and with the cruise set on 80 i rounded a curve and three buzzards were having their breakfast of road kill. Two flushed out to the side, but this one ole daredevil bird thought that straight up was the way to go. well after a lightning enema he probably thought better of it. but when something is bearing down at 80, changing plans is not applicable. as i looked in the rear view, it was snowing feathers, so if he ain't dead, he is damn sure cold. he hit dead center at the top of the cab, but thankfully left no dent, only a small bit of liquid substance, that I will have my wife wash off later today.