Well, over the years rotters that run around at night have egged, tissued, mudded, painted, rocked, crayoned, and otherwise messed with my house (live on a corner) many times, but this morning's event takes the cake; ah, the pancake that is. I was about to back the L out to go to work this morning when I spotted a clear gooey mess of major proportions all over the driveway. It turned out to be table syrup... yes, I've now been syrupped! Took a half an hour to wash it down before I could back out. Geez.

-tvw

 

Hmmmmm...sticky enough to help at the track?

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Red '00 Lightning,
Adopted 4/19/00,
Power Surge Performance enhanced,
Sound effects provided by Flowmaster,
Track time pending...

 

What is it about corners? We live on a corner and have had almost everything done you have. We live a block from a big high school which may explain some of it. My favorite though (i.e. easy to clean up) was when we came out one morning to hundreds of plastic forks stuck in the lawn. Fork you?

 

DH,

Now that is Forkin hilarious, and quite original I might add.

 

Insto-Mash potatoes….
You pour on a lawn that has over night sprinklers…
Make a white blob.
You can also put it and some water in a mailbox, but that a felony.


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OMG that is awesome. hehe Sorry it happened to you but I'm gonna have to remember that one...by the way, you need Rottweilers and a big picture window in the front room.

CA

 

Ever been oiled?? I have, not a fun clean-up, but at least it happened to an old mustang I had and not a sacred Lightning.
The freaks did this with USED motor oil.

The fork and mashed potato ideas are awesome and pretty much harmless, too funny!

Trace

 

CA,

What has eight legs and one arm?

Two Rottweilers!

Here's my puppies!

 

Be glad it was'nt Vaseline on your screens, you'd still be cleaning.

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That's when a pressure washer w/soap injection comes in handy!

The Wyldman

 

Wyldman... how do you know? Were you the giver or the receiver?

 

Damn, Brian...Just when you think you've seen it all. Don't most (somewhat sane) people put their kids in the bluebonnets and take pictures of that? 2 Rotts in flowers...Y'all big city folk never cease to amaze me.

DUCK

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Build the Hell outta Bonfire 2000!

 

Duck-

You think that's insane.... We named the pups... are you ready for this?

Boom and Reload! I thought it was pretty cool, until... one day they took off across the street... I ran after them yelling...

BOOM!.... RELOAD!.... BOOM!... RELOAD!...

Some of the neighbors were out in their yards... They stood there glazed and speechless! Hmmmm... You think it was the dogs that frightened them? Or my mental stability? Probably both!

 

LMAO! That's funny as hell! Those are good names, though. I never would have thought about that.

DUCK

As all the non-Ags out there are scratching their heads....

 

"L"Dammit,

That is funny as hell. I bet they call you "alpha-neighbor"