Ouch... Deer strike this mornin'....
Ouch... Deer strike this mornin'....
Well,
4 houses from mine at 0500 this mornin' I was minding my own business, traveling at approximitely 15 mph on my way to work when my L was assaulted by a really mean looking doe! She had to be at least 3 feet tall, and 100 lbs... Well, she snarled at me with flaring nostrils just before she attacked my poor innocent truck. I dialed 911 and explained how I was attacked, and the animal had "expired". Well, the operator explained to wait for a police officer and not to worry. 10 minutes later as the officer is pulling up, I notice his wide-eyed stare. The assailnat gets up, shakes it off, and bolts away! After the officer is through laughing and I make sure Allen Funt isn't walking up behind me, I ask the officer if I can borrow his side arm and go after the heathen! (he stopped laughing at that point and asked for my liscense)
Oh well, time to shop for parts...https://www.f150online.com/galleries...4557-thumb.jpg
4 houses from mine at 0500 this mornin' I was minding my own business, traveling at approximitely 15 mph on my way to work when my L was assaulted by a really mean looking doe! She had to be at least 3 feet tall, and 100 lbs... Well, she snarled at me with flaring nostrils just before she attacked my poor innocent truck. I dialed 911 and explained how I was attacked, and the animal had "expired". Well, the operator explained to wait for a police officer and not to worry. 10 minutes later as the officer is pulling up, I notice his wide-eyed stare. The assailnat gets up, shakes it off, and bolts away! After the officer is through laughing and I make sure Allen Funt isn't walking up behind me, I ask the officer if I can borrow his side arm and go after the heathen! (he stopped laughing at that point and asked for my liscense)
Oh well, time to shop for parts...https://www.f150online.com/galleries...4557-thumb.jpg
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email me at tomb@pcffund.com and I might be able to help you out.
email me at tomb@pcffund.com and I might be able to help you out.
No Cpr?
What? You did not do any CPR on the deer? lol
Sorry to hear about your truck, just make sure you get a copy of the police report to file for your insurance that is if you are filing it.
Sorry to hear about your truck, just make sure you get a copy of the police report to file for your insurance that is if you are filing it.
Just to add insult to injury, the left head light is out... Suffolk County highway patrol was nice enough to pull me over on my way home and lemme' know...
Also, my wife had made a cake for my one year anniversary at work... It survived the incident, but not the co-workers.

Also, my wife had made a cake for my one year anniversary at work... It survived the incident, but not the co-workers.
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Originally Posted by Elf
Just to add insult to injury, the left head light is out... Suffolk County highway patrol was nice enough to pull me over on my way home and lemme' know...
Also, my wife had made a cake for my one year anniversary at work... It survived the incident, but not the co-workers.

Also, my wife had made a cake for my one year anniversary at work... It survived the incident, but not the co-workers.
Hey Elf, So sorry that sucks.
I'm in Selden but no deers around here, all we got is Strip Malls.....
But dont kid yourself, those dam Soccer Moms leave a bigger dent
Real sorry again.
Once I was in the back of my Dads Brand New Black Surburban up in PA and this crazy *** Deer rammed us at full speed, he hit dead center of the pass side rear door, SOB cause A LOT of damage too
WTF is up with those Deers, maybe they have Bull Envy
OR SOMETHING ???
I'm in Selden but no deers around here, all we got is Strip Malls.....
But dont kid yourself, those dam Soccer Moms leave a bigger dent
Real sorry again.
Once I was in the back of my Dads Brand New Black Surburban up in PA and this crazy *** Deer rammed us at full speed, he hit dead center of the pass side rear door, SOB cause A LOT of damage too
WTF is up with those Deers, maybe they have Bull Envy
OR SOMETHING ???
Hey I tried PMing and emailing you but can't do either thru the boards. I have something for you if you want it. Email me. svt_f150@sbcglobal.net -Mat-


