Well Raoul, since you found out about us, answer one question, "don't you think we look cute in our hats?" (Big Gay Al)

 

Yeah, hats and matching speedos?

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Now, I really don't want to get anything going, but...

My wife observed that while other hot cars may be "chick magnets", the L seems to be a "guy magnet".

I'm afraid I have to agree. I haven't been approached by a single woman while in my "L", but more than a couple of guys have wanted a ride.

Hmmmm. Gives a whole different connotation to "cruising" in the Lightning, eh?

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Regards,
Gordon

99.5 Red Lightning
Only driven on Sundays (1/4 mile at a time)




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You guys are killin me, BadDog I'm just about to puke here!

Mike

BTW I've had plenty of ladies turn their heads at my ride, maybe it's not the ride that's attracting the fellas in your situation? Sorry just kidding couldn't resist.

 

Should I be glad I DON'T have a Lightning?

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2000 reg cab sb XLT 2WD
5.4
silver
3.55 LS
4 wheel antilock discs
K&N
17x8 TSW Trackers
285/60-17 Pirelli Scorpion Zeroes
Downey SST Tonneau
Gibson Stainless Split Rear Catback
2 inch drop shackles
Ford factory fog light kit

 

Wow,
My second favorite vehicle is my Corvette and I never visit LS1.com, and I think the mentality of his post spells out why I don't.

 

What really irritates me is that he did not accuse F150 drivers as being cross-dressers!

Some people have a lot of nerve.......

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Dunbarton "The Middle Aged Kid" '99 XLT SC SB 4x2 4.6 auto 3.55 ls The occasional Z-71 Eater! Wedgewood & Denim, SuperChipped, Airaid FIPK, HD electrical and cooling, power seat, Rhino Liner, Extang Classic tonneau cover, Mobil 1. Man, I got it all! (New Jersey)

 

hey 2000regcab54,

you are gay because you dont have one!

Mike

p.s. just kidding. that was my brother dreaming about owning a L.

 

Perhaps FLAMINGSVT heard a Lightning exhaust with a lisp, and jumped to a series of faulty conclusions.

I wonder if all the ***** in his post are an indicator of his brain cells (or cell)shorting out? You know that is what happens if you play with yourself too mu********************ch.

 

oh I forgot to mention that a coworker of mine who lives in gross pointe says that the people who live there don't drive trucks. he said mustangs and I think only expensive cars are allowed. I guess I can't live there. oh well.

 

BADDOG

All I can say is HELL YEAH hehe

CA

 

BadDog,
I have the same problem in my L...guess i should have bought a corvette if i wanted chicks Hugh?..."thats a nice truck....um what is it again?...."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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99.5 Lightning(white)
ARE Tonneau Cover
Clear turn signal lenses
Apline CD
2 Alpine V12 Amps
2 10" Boston Pro Series Subs,Boston Rally 5x7 and Apline DDDrive Components
Dynomat
Clifford Alarm system
PSP Chip On order
Airraid Intake on Order

 

Hey!
That little punk might be on to something. When its late out and I'm driving my rig (16 wheel transport) I have seen several Lightnings hanging out in the rest stops. Foolish me I thought it was just some boys doing some racing and cruisin' on the highway. Maybe I'm wrong about the racing and I sure don't know squat about that kind of cruisin'

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BillyBob - 1999 Ford Lightning pick-m-up truck
Yosemite Sam "BackOff" mud flaps, NRA sticker, Bug Deflector (painted to match), Running lights, 5th wheel hitch, Turbo wing spoiler on roof, super winch, Grille Guard, Step Bars, Visor, Lund Razor back fairing, Vent visor rain deflectors, Headlite/taillite covers, Bushwacker Fender flares, Trailmaster Lift Kit, Hella driving lights, Lund shadow wiper cowl, billet grille, Easy Rider rifle rack, wip C/B attennas (dual), B.A.S.S. decal.

Yet to come, "Power Stack" exhaust like the big rigs!!




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OK, now you people have me worried. i have been thinking about some of my past mods, and am now wondering what they really mean. it first started with the big dodge, it was fast , but i wanted more. i couldn't sleep, all i could think about was BLOWers. i slapped a big novi on that sucker , and i was alright, for a while. next up, i had to get a huge motorcycle c/w lots of leather riding attire. this thing hauled "***", but i wanted more. again thoughts of a BLOWer, haunted me through the nights. again i gave in to my desires and slapped the "device" on that machine. these two air suction devices kept me on the straight and narrow for about a year, until it happened. the 99-L was announced! it came with a professional BLOWer, factory installed, the likes of which i could only dream about, so dream i did! i quickly put down a cash deposit, so the wife would not know of my secret life. since then i have been on this board talking "BLOWer talk", and i am here today to declare, My name is MRBBQMAN and i'm a BLOWerholic. now i think, the only way to see if any of this means anything, is to relay this story to the learned member of LS1.com, who seem to have a handle on flaming gay homos, or hire a dozen totally female hookers for the night to see if i like it or not, and tell my wife i'm doing research for F-150 ONLINE or something.

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So which forest preserve are we going to
have our Lightning rally at this year?
Toodle OOOOOO!!!!