Texas and Testosterone
Seems like they go hand in hand down there... geeze guys.. remember.. we should be beating up on the chevys.. not each other.. <grins>
Some one had to say it.. might as well be me
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
Some one had to say it.. might as well be me
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
Well from one buckeye to another (born in Middletown near you), family transfered to Houston and were immediately asked to leave because of low testosterone levels ( i was only 6), and relocated to New Orleans. i will have to agree with you bout those "Texans". i do most of my daily business in the Houston area, where most things are bigger and better. another curiousity with the "L" owners in the great state of "T" is the fact that they pay cash for their trucks, modify them with no regard for warranty (chickenfeed Alice, theres more where that came from
) and most of them hold down jobs like, consultant, advisor, advisor to the consultant, etc, must be nice, Texas is awesome, maybe i should re-test my "levels", i had to get ford to finance mine.
) and most of them hold down jobs like, consultant, advisor, advisor to the consultant, etc, must be nice, Texas is awesome, maybe i should re-test my "levels", i had to get ford to finance mine.
Hey SVT2GO,
Just aim that Big L south and cross that bridge and you will find yourself south of the Mason-Dixon line. You will already feel better. Next cross the Red River and like John Wayne you'll be in God's County. Come on down, we'll buy you some barbecue.
Cigar
Just aim that Big L south and cross that bridge and you will find yourself south of the Mason-Dixon line. You will already feel better. Next cross the Red River and like John Wayne you'll be in God's County. Come on down, we'll buy you some barbecue.
Cigar
LOL.. ya'll are killing me..
Cigar.. we have this little saying about that mason dixon line... you go across that there bridge.. and you've just entered kentucky.. where the men are men and the sheep are scared..
(No Offense peeps, it's all in good fun)
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
Cigar.. we have this little saying about that mason dixon line... you go across that there bridge.. and you've just entered kentucky.. where the men are men and the sheep are scared..
(No Offense peeps, it's all in good fun)
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
We have a saying down here. To cross the Mason-Dixon line, go over that there bridge and you've just entered (pick any "Yankee" state)....where the men are men and so are the women. 
I think the correct term is TEXtosterone.
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I think the correct term is TEXtosterone.
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First and foremost: this is all a joke to anyone I might offend:
2nd: Why do I start these threads?
The only thing to come out of texas is steers and queers...
And did you hear about west virginas new birth control method? Ya.. they've outlawed family reunions...
Hey.. and at least Ohio women don't chew dip and spit better than the guys... thats all I got to say about that..
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
2nd: Why do I start these threads?
The only thing to come out of texas is steers and queers...
And did you hear about west virginas new birth control method? Ya.. they've outlawed family reunions...
Hey.. and at least Ohio women don't chew dip and spit better than the guys... thats all I got to say about that..
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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves
Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!
I always thought the steer and queers part was about California. The rest may be right, as my momma use to say. "Don't smoke and don't chew and don't go with gals that do."
Actually, I have very fond memories of Ohio, I lived there for 4 years 49-53 in Terrace Park, a sub of Cincinnati, and 58-63 Oxford where I graduated without honors from Talawanda High School.
Cigar
Actually, I have very fond memories of Ohio, I lived there for 4 years 49-53 in Terrace Park, a sub of Cincinnati, and 58-63 Oxford where I graduated without honors from Talawanda High School.
Cigar
SVT2Go -
This could get out of hand pretty easily so I'll just say that my grandfather was offended by your last comment. He can out chew and out spit every female in the family....
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This could get out of hand pretty easily so I'll just say that my grandfather was offended by your last comment. He can out chew and out spit every female in the family....
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except my grandmother.
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Them girls can go for a ride anytime they want as long as they can get the window down fore they spit.
You just dont know what it is like until you do a little kissing on um and swap a little chew.
BBQ, Yes pd cash, but no mods yet, had to buy wif 2K EXP. She was gritching-again
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You just dont know what it is like until you do a little kissing on um and swap a little chew.
BBQ, Yes pd cash, but no mods yet, had to buy wif 2K EXP. She was gritching-again
[This message has been edited by POPs99L (edited 04-03-2000).]



(all in fun too)