I just found this in my travels.It reads like a bad Saturday Night Live bit. CA you need to get to Detroit and break into the newspaper biz! http://www.detnews.com/autosweekly/9...eshe/*****.htm
Tom

 

I just about cryed from laughing so hard.. I like this article..



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* 99.5 Black Lightning (The fastest color I don’t care what Christy Ann Thinks)
* Personal Best ¼ Mile 13.99 @ 97.75 Mph. (Bone stock)
* Ohio Plate SVT2GO
* Waiting on a chip and filter from Sal.. I wanna go faster!
* Factory CD Changer
* Class 3 Towing Hitch
* Factory Tonneau Cover
* 8" Bazooka Tubs
* Kenwood 80 watt *2 amp
* Viper 550 Alarm w/ remort start
* Often found in the bed: 98 Yamaha Banshee/Pro Design Cool head/ Toomey T-5 Chrome Racing Pipes/ Wiseco Power Pistons / Boyesen rad valves

Injection is nice, but I'd rather be blown. 99 Lightning, the best of both worlds!

 

It's the same review that the viper had to endure when it hit the streets, plenty to pick at, but most of us would give our left thingee, for one.(ca excluded)

 

2000 fixes the missing driver side vanity mirror problem......

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Got Silver 2000 2/28/00!!
Doug
Carrollton TX
drbdkb@hotmail.com
Had 87 Turbo Coupe traded for
92 F150 XLT 302, Put K&N Filter, cat back and Chip on 92 Still not enough.
Silver 2000 Lightning, Valentine 1, K&N Filter as soon as I can find one, Snuglid and Bedrug next week

 

BBQMAN: I'm not done with my thingee yet, I'll wait.

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Red 99.5 Lightning,
#0975,
Born 5/6/99...Adopted 5/27/99
SuperChip,
PSP Filter,
Water Wetter,
13.498@102.69

 

Oh, no, she's right! There's no driver's side vanity mirror! Now my girlfriend won't be able to drive my truck and apply makeup at the same time! I guess she'll just have to stay in the passanger seat...

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RacerX

'99 SVT Lightning, Black
Tinted, Clear corners & tails,PSP Filter