Who's the most qualified? A Preacher or a Wyldman? Cast your vote today!!!!
Mrbbqman
I want the job, i am more qualified than Chuckie poo is..... besides his truck is black and slooooow. He also goes off on these wild screeming fits of fantasy's, he needs help. Is this what you want for advertisement?

 

Did you say Black is slow ?!

OOPS...

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MrBBQMan,

I have been in quality control for 25 years. I can tell if there is 1 grain of salt too much in the sauce. I can name the type and number of charcoal brickettes and the vintage of the lighter fluid, just from the smell.

The old preacher is past his prime, while I am just entering mine. And besides, he drives a red L, too old and slow, just like him.

Besides, I'm bigger than both of you combined. Which one would prefer to be angry? HMMMM!?

Resume forthcoming.....

Blacklight,

I'll take that as a vote for me!

THE Wyldman


[This message has been edited by Wyldman (edited 03-03-2000).]

 

ROFFLMAO

 

Nathan

HUH!

Mrbbqman:

The guy smells of NOS, his hood has holes in it, his fog lights are cracked, and discolored, (whoops his are clear mine are smoked, Like BBQ!) I mean with all the troubles he has how could he know anything about BBQ. He will be so bust on the repairs he won't have time for tastn nuthin. He not even cajun!

Being old is good, I chew slower and know more about the finer things in life, like good cookin and all.

 

Hey guys,

What are we "voting" on here? Which political office are these two gentlemen running for? ;-)

I know Chuck's a big NRA guy, so right now he'd have my vote. :-p

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I must have forgotten about the "taster" ad i placed. i hate making these decisions, 2 very qualified carnivores. i might have to come over to Houston and watch you guys eat. a good taster must be able to drool on cue, and moan and rub their belly simultaniously. so it's not all ribs and bbq shrimp round the clock. you will have to perfect the one handed napkin "neck tuck" and be able to indentify the cajun "mystery meat" on wednesday's "chef's choice" night. both of you are qualified beyond the entry level of "taster trainee" and what concerns me is, what guarantees do i have that your not going to run off with some MRSAUTEMAN, or MRDEEPFRYMAN, the second my back is turned. guess i'll go fire up the pit, and ponder this one........

 

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Romans 8:31 "If God is for us, who can be against us." Gotta vote for the preacher unless Wyldman sits on him.

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[This message has been edited by noelvm (edited 03-04-2000).]

 

MRBBQMAN,
Have to give the nod to the preacher. After all the food he has had to eat from his congragation and really didn't have a choice. I would say he has had to suck it up and say how good the food was when it was awful in order to not offend anyone. So the preacher has paid his dues. Has Wyldman had to do this or pick and choose where and what he wants to eat?

I vote for the preacher man.... already paid his dues and deserves to taste the fine competitive BBBQ Let him now enjoy saying how awful it really is without fear of loosing his job.

 

[b]"Its my turn now Wyldman"[/B}

Na NaNa NaNaaaaa Na, Na NaNa NaNaaaaa Na.

I win! I Win!

Beside you would not want me to pray for you, would you?

BBQMAN

How did court go?


[This message has been edited by isa4325 (edited 03-03-2000).]

 

Andre, it went well, check the "court tomorrow" thread. know all about being a taster,as dad is a minister. those church casseroles never stopped coming, so i know your "qualifications", and why i do my own cooking now

 

Brisket in one hand and a .45 in the other, life is good! Napkins?! Napkins?! i don't need no steenking NAPKINS! I've got a shirt on, that'll do.

Now shut up and pass the shrimp, yer cuttin' into my eatin' time. I get grumpy when I don't get fed. Beasty gets grumpy too!

How do you figure you win, Andre? I count 5 to 3, my favor. 4 to 3 if you don't count Nathan (that black truck crack cost you TWO votes) hehe!

Noelvm,

I would never sit on Andre, he moves too fast. I may, however have to put a couple of .45 slugs in his butt to slow him down a little......Hmmmm, haven't had any good live targets for practice lately......(j/k)

 

So I celebrated a little early! Big deal... When MRBBQMAN said he picked meeeee. I figured I had it in the bag. What do all these other dudes know? MRBBQMAN in the maaannnn......when it comes to BBQ'n and he gone let me taste! So there! I win again, I win again! See ya at the pit, dude!
From one HALO to another, Naa NaNa Na Naaa Na!

 

I think just to keep ya'll two from fighting and to remain friends, I should be the one as the taster. If would be only fair, right?
Besides, us country boys no what good bbq taste like.
Jerrod