Okay so I was at the Houston Auto Show and we were at the Ford section when we came across the Harley Davidson F-150. Well I was looking at it when some speck of turd Ford pencil pusher came up to my brother and I, and proceeded to say how awesome this truck was going to be. He asked me if I was interested in buying one and told him that I already had the L and it was my older brother who was wanting something sporty but with enough room to fit his kids. Well he proceeded to tell me that this truck would run circles around the the L and I told him how could he say that when it's all flash and no motor. He then said that it was coming with a supercharger, which to my recollection has never been mentioned, so I told him he was a dope and didn't know what he was talking about. I told him to show me the engine and he told me that they didn't have the keys, so then I looked through the window to look for a boost gauge which it didn't have. I pointed it out to him and then he said that you could always add a supercharger, and anyways with the special Harley exhaust it still made the same amount of H.P. I finally gave up, just can't make a blindman see the light.

 

I wondered what Jon Lovettes was doing these days, he's working auto shows! yeah, it's got a special supercharger designed by Mr. Harley Davidson, himself, yeah thats the ticket!

 

Whom I have slept with!

 

And my dog Lassie, yeah! That's the ticket!

 

...and my wife, uhhh Morgan Fairchild, yeah thats the ticket.